[Verse 1] Woke up can't see Hands: cuffed. Tied feet I don't know how I got here Uh! The ground was shaking like the string on a bass! Smell perfume, cigars And wines. (Run!) From the sounds in the room One could tell there were two Watching me as I pretended to sleep And when that thing took off I just let my body roll To the doors of that limousine! [Pre-Chorus 1] Oh! I am Detective Detective Deducing devious deeds Don't dare you dabble in darkness Or I'll devise your defeat [Chorus] If you run and hide I will fine you I am deep in your mind You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Just when you think you've one-upped me I am two steps in front See this is my special move: I put myself in your shoe (Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguise?) (Hold up!) [Verse 2] Back track. I made my escape But with that bag on my head I never saw a face So I removed the bag Untied my legs Realized I was still inside their base I saw the limo Comin' back! I kept cool and decided to stay and chat [Pre Chorus 2] "Gentlemen, please,there's no need to attack Quite simply, I was startled. I will go where you ask Keep covered, your faces, I have no reason to see I only ask we treat each other politely." [Chorus 2] If you run and hide I will fine you I am deep in your mind You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Just when you think you've one-upped me I am two steps in front See this is my special move: I put myself in your shoe I am Detective Detective I'm on the case! Master of human interactions A friendly face! (Hmhmahahahaha. Yeah~ Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguse? I dare say, Detective It seems as though you're reading minds Can you read them? Eh-What?) [Verse 3] I continue: The two men in suits were sittin' lookin' pretty tough With their hands on their sides Like they're about to pull their guns Think I know where they came from Judging by their demeanor Think I know where we're going From the fact that I'm not dead, yet! Dropped off Two blocks from my house A block from the bank Where something strange was going down Just as expected It was the scene of a crime It's been over an hour Since the cops had arrived I asked around The only evidence: One rock thrown through the window and a hair clip One pointed out that on his way in He saw my limo Yes, that was my limo [Bridge] Pushed up my glasses and gave a little smirk When people speak I listen to the thoughts behind their words "In a short while-", I said to them out loud "There will be another robbery, to which more officers are bound." (*Ksh* There's been another break-in. Kerwits-Bank on Main.) Don't worry, though, it's just a ploy Their alibi, you'd say One culprit is among us The rest: at that bank And inside one of your cop cars, here You'll find the money's safe [Chorus 3] If you run and hide I will fine you I am deep in your mind You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Just when you think you've one-upped me I am two steps in front See this is my special move: I put myself in your shoe (Oooooo~) Run and hide I will fine you I am deep in your mind You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! (Moooves~) Just when you think you've one-upped me I am two steps in front. (Oh-o-ou-uh-ah-OW!) See this is my special move: I put myself in your shoe (Yeah~) I am Detective Detective I'm on the case! Master of human interactions A friendly face! [Outro] Detective Detective: Out
Read the complete lyrics to "Detective Detective" by Static-P from the album "Criminal Idol - Season 1" in 2015. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.
"Detective Detective" is performed by Static-P. from the album "Criminal Idol - Season 1" in 2015 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL.
Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data.
If you enjoy "Detective Detective", explore more songs by Static-P using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.
"Detective Detective" is credited to Static-P. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.
"Detective Detective" appears on "Criminal Idol - Season 1" in 2015.
Visit the Static-P artist page at /artist/static-p for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.
