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Driving East Lyrics by Static Safari

Laziest, Most Useless

2024

[Verse 1]
I've been waiting for you
Tell me where and when it's going down
Cause I’m off
I’m heading home
I've got a date with a cutie if he’d pick up the phone
I wear so thin
One more sign of fire
Then I’m on my way to retirement homes
To check them out
I got some geriatric friends that I need to put down
[Verse 2]
No dice for you
Parking this boat and you know that it's so oversized
They said it’d be fine but they probably lied
I need a freak out
Said I wouldn’t do it
And I promised I would cool it
This week doesn’t count
Right now
[Chorus]
Cause I think we got a show and I need to go
In the next five seconds I hit the road
The cycle of the bag is now released
In 4/4 time we'll be driving east
[Verse 3]
Why don’t you go out to the place
Where they do the fun, hot, goofy, sexy karaoke
I'm a little bit nervous so why don’t you show me
I confide in you but I know
That you know that I know too
[Verse 4]
Fuck this, piss off, fuck you
Gonna take that show
Even though it's in the middle of the week
I'm getting so weak
Spending months on my feet
I need to calm down
Get a beer with a friend
Do laundry and then you’ll see me at the party
But I know
[Chorus]
I think we got a show and I need to go
In the next five seconds I hit the road
The cycle of the bag is now released
In 4/4 time we'll be driving east
Ten minutes late I’m looking beyond
Don't care what they say
I’m just looking for fun
Tell the guys from work I’m leaving in peace
But fuck all that we'll be driving east
[Bridge]
I think we got a show and I need to go
In the next five seconds I hit the road
The cycle of the bag is now released
In 4/4 time we'll be driving east
Ten minutes late I’m looking beyond
I don't care what they say
I’m just looking for fun
Tell the guys from work I’m leaving in peace
But fuck all that we'll be driving east
[Outro: Ryan Boakes and Tyler Martin]
Woah, oh
Woah, oh
Driving
Driving east
Woah, oh
Woah, oh
Driving
Driving east

About “Driving East” by Static Safari

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"Driving East" appears on "Laziest, Most Useless" in 2024.

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