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I got a task to do
I got a app to bootstrap
Check up on Hacker News
Angular 2, React or Vue?
I gotta make a call
Who’s got the time to read through it all?
Let’s just go with React
Npm install, try a console.log
Got the 2 way binding
Got the 1 way data flow
Yeah this is the way to go
I wish I did this like a day ago
JQuery is so old
This is the up and coming
Gonna be so productive
Managing state and render functions
Code’s looking slick
Writing scripts in ES6? (fuck yeah)
And I love the virtual DOM
Wait, I need a package.json
I need redux
Redux-router and thunks
Gotta keep that code consistent
So I download eslint
And jest for tests is a must
Moment just to tell time
Plus lodash to go fast
And add babel to compile
Pull in a drag and drop
Pull in a datepicker, pull in a clock
Pull in a chart and jwt
Classnames to keep markup clean
So many dependencies
Went on a spree on npm registry
I forgot webpack
Had to read 200 blogs to set that
Starting to hate this shit
Never signed up for all of the maintenance
All of this work, just to say my app has only 1 page in it
Yeah I went full out SPA
Now my logic’s all over the place
It’s a nightmare to manage the state
And React wants me to upgrade
Can’t tell when my app even breaks
Loading gif all in your face
You might see it for 5 minutes straight
Someone please take it away
What a setback, what a mess
The fate of my app rests with leftpad? Hell.js
Hell.js (never ends)
Hell.js (all the wrong versions)
Hell.js (what the fuck)
I’m in Hell.js (all the wrong versions)
Hell.js (don’t tell anybody)
Hell.js (but man I miss jQuery)
Hell.js (man I miss jQuery)
Hell.js
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