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Asian Hooker Lyrics by Steel Panther

Feel the Steel

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[Verse 1]
I'm in Tokyo
I'm looking for a ho
I tried to score some blow
But I don't speak Japanese, no
Find a geisha girl
I take her for a whirl
Wrap her tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees

[Pre-Chorus]
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

[Chorus]
Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little cocksucker

[Verse 2]
I'm in South Korea
Broke out with gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee, shit
I feel like a jerk
'Cause my dick won't work, no
It's like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows thai chi

[Pre-Chorus]
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

[Chorus]
Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little cocksucker
(Asian hooker)

[Verse 3]
Hey, I’m the man with a plan
I'm fuckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just fucking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band
I'm fucking going to Asia, and
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm fuckin' gonna be the man

[Chorus]
Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little cocksucker

[Outro]
I want them Asian hookers
Let’s fuck some Asians
Let’s fuck some hookers
Hookers

About “Asian Hooker” by Steel Panther

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"Asian Hooker" appears on "Feel the Steel".

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