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Screw Lance Lyrics by Stephanafro

2023

[Ad-Lib]
Ayowitty
[Intro]
Yeah I'd like to take a quick second and talk about a weapon
A certain weapon with jank that ain't never been questioned
You might be thinking it's sword or scythe, katars
But the truth of the matter's
What I'm boutta lay out in these bars
[Verse 1: Cosolix]
Lance ain't no chance, can't win without defense stance
Ground pounded offstage, and you're past tense
Tryna chase it in a rage, that's deadly
Can't even engage it onstage, call that MegD (Say what? Oh nah!)
With lance, just spam everywherе
And you're flying up the bracket without a carе in the air
Trust me, I'm a pro
This weapon's so busted you can win with your eyes closed
(Aye, aye, aye, aye!)
[Chorus]
Screw lance, screw lance
Delete it
Screw lance, screw lance
I mean it
Screw lance, screw lance
I'm not the one to blame, this weapon's lame
Screw lance, screw lance
Delete it
Screw lance, screw lance
I mean it
Screw lance, screw lance
I'm just the product of a broken game (Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!)
[Transition: Cosolix & Stephanafro]
Yeah, Steph
This weapon it's like actually so broken
SAir's got so much drift
DAir is way too fast
The devs had to be joking
And don't get me started on priority
You can't help but admit
Lance mains are carried by this sh-
Hey! Woah
I respect your point of view, but Cosolix
Come on, you're a lance main and through and through
Orion and Artemis helped me create some of my best vids
And you won a tournament with it
When people were calling it mid
It brought us all together
You, me, and everyone watching
Lance did all of this
Huh! Yeah
[Verse 2: Stephanafro]
But that doesn't change the fact that it's stupid
It's stupid, it sucks, and I hate it to the Kor
If a lance main says "hello"
I'll smash their head against my door (But you play lance)
For legal reasons, that's a joke
Kinda like nLight's 3 hit poke
This weapon must be fatal
Cause lance mains play like they're having strokes
And I'm looking for the reason that they added in this weapon
It's a demon and I'm asking God to step in
Come clean it up, I've seen enough, It's kinda scuffed
This weapon needs a little more than simply just "adjusting"
Oops! sAir just killed you with its final frame off to the side
Just one more reason lance mains should all commit su-
[Transition: Cosolix and Stephanafro]
Woah woah woah, dude, monetization!
Don't be threatening my fans
I was gonna say "commit to watching guides"
What?
..."to learning new weapons?"
What'd you think I was gonna say?
[Chorus: Cosolix & Stephanafro]
Screw lance, screw lance
(Ohhh-ohhh-ohhh)
Delete it
(Screw lance, screw lance)
Screw lance, screw lance
I mean it
Screw lance, screw lance
I'm not the one to blame, this weapon's lame
(I think I got cancer, ohh I got cancer, baby)
Screw lance, screw lance
Delete it
(Ohh, I have ligma)
Screw lance, screw lance
I mean it
Screw lance, screw lance
I'm just the product of a broken game
[Outro: Cosolix]
(Lance, screw lance, screw lance, screw lance)
That was awesome
(Lance, screw lance, screw lance, screw lance, screw lance
Screw lance, screw lance, screw lance, screw lance
Screw lance)
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Stephanafro

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