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Hopscotch Willie Lyrics by Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks

Real Emotional Trash

2008

[Verse 1]
Hopscotch Willie swore he was framed
He was a mark not a killer, so he declaimed
It was a classic example of a fall guy
Facts all point to his skinny white ass
He had the motive and the means, and a weapon to match
And if he managed to escape the long arms of the law
I will be shocked because I know that he is going down
[Verse 2]
The dick said to Willie, you're in the clink
So save the the pity party for the county shrink
I'm sure they'll find some profound parallels to mine
You can't blame me for my guilty face
It was a gift from my mother, my father
In place of all the love they should have given
They just left me with this dirty DNA
That makes you think I'm the one you want
[Guitar Solo]
[Bridge]
Do a little hopscotch, do a little hopscotch
Do a little hopscotch, Willie hopscotch
Do a little hopscotch, Willie hopscotch
Do a little Willie hopscotch, Willie hopscotch
Do a little hopscotch, Willie hopscotch
Do a Willie Willie hopscotch, Willie hopscotch
Do a little hopscotch, Willie hopscotch
Do a little Willie hopscotch, Willie Willie hopscotch Willie!
[Verse 3]
This all went down not far away
Just a weak stone's throw from Sheepshead Bay
A corpse was found in pieces underneath the pier with beer
Willie was found not far from the scene
He was panting like a pit bull, minus the mean
He was panting like a pit bull
Panting like a pit bull
Panting like a pit bull
Panting like a pit bull
Minus the mean
Minus the mean
Minus the mean
Minus the mean
Minus the mean
Minus the mean
Minus the mean
Minus the mean
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Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks

Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks

About “Hopscotch Willie” by Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks

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"Hopscotch Willie" appears on "Real Emotional Trash" in 2008.

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