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Schmack! Lyrics by Steriogram

Schmack!

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Its the same old guys
In the same old house
Lying around doing nothing on the same old couch
Oh no not another day doing nothing
The only thing we get is the TV loving
Then it happened that our boy had an idea
Put this ad in the paper and see what would appear

Boredom's the matter with me
I wanna fight it
You wash the dishes baby
I'll do the dryin'
Then it happened boy, then it happened boy
Then it happened boy
The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read:
FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED. Beautifully fully furnished water front views
FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED. Deluxe apartment would you like to move
FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED. Ring the number provided and come on over
If you're pretty come on, if you're pretty come on, if you're pretty

Well they got so many calls that the lines were jammed
So many girls' numbers they had too much on their hands
When they turned up they knew they would survive
Beautiful women turning up, 4 or 5 at a time
When they went they gave their name and number. And said -
Don't forget to call, you gotta remember
This went down in history as the slickest and fittest girls you've ever seen

Boredom's the matter with me
I wanna fight it
You wash the dishes baby
I'll do the dryin'
On the weekend, the weekend, weekend
The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read...
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About “Schmack!” by Steriogram

Read the complete lyrics to "Schmack!" by Steriogram from the album "Schmack!". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Schmack!" appears on "Schmack!".

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