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Poke The Puss Lyrics by Steve-O

The Dumbest Asshole in Hip-Hop

2008

[Intro]
Now this is for all the important people at Universal records
Who told me not to rap about bitches
Fucking ha
Take this dudes
[Hook]
Poke the puss
Smoke the kush
Flip the bitch over and tap the tush
Shave the bush
Stab the gush
Every time I do it ? it
[Verse 1: Steve-O]
I make blades wet and pussy I get
I get through fucking without breaking a sweat
Sex with me is something to regret
Money I'm stealing, pennies I’m dealing
Bitches are kneeling, my dick they're feeling
I fuck em real good and they won't stop squealing
Ha just kidding, I fucking suck in bed, I’m fucking horrible
I'm always on the prowl for a real trashy slut
That's begging for my dick to go right up her butt
When its time to nut, I glue her fucking eyes shut
[Hook]
He pokes the puss, he's on the run
Bragging about fucking is a lot of fun
He calls his bros the minute he's done
[Interlude]
Yeah that's right I fucked her I fucked her good
Good and fucking fast, bet she came down with a bitching ass rash
Now I hang out with all these bitches like Paris and Lindsay and Nicole
I would never fuck 'em
Except I did jerk off in Nicole Richie's bed 3 times
But what I’m saying is I don’t wanna jeopardize my relationship with the paparazzi so I try to stick to having sex with civilians
Of course I did fuck this one bitch on the real world named Robin and she was on the TV screen in the hotel room at the time
Did I say that? Whoops I poke the puss!
[Verse 3]
Sluts love me I'm a bitch magnet
Vagina flocks to me and I’m tagging it
I don't wear no rubber I ain't bagging shit
Unprotected sex with my bareback dick
Fuck a Jimmies hat cause herpes is fat
The way i see it more people need that
[Verse 4]
I'm a ladies man
I do what I can
Spreading these e’s is part of the plan
[interlude]
Part of the plan? fuck shit its all I wanna do
Wahoooo!
[Hook]
He pokes the puss, he's on the run
Bragging about fucking is a lot of fun
He calls his bro's the minute his done
[Interlude]
Now all kidding aside ladies and gentlemen
I don't take any fucking crap
And if you don't like me on this track
Then get ready for fucking G rap
[Verse: Kool G Rap]
G Kool and Steve-O
We leave hoes stitched up
We leave with a sack with our dicks up bitch what
Little 50 dollar sac we can twist up
50 thousand dollar Cadillac getting fixed up
Got big nuts and big trucks, Mercedes grills
Be all in the ladies grills make a baby spill
From they mouth to they cleavers like leave it
Leave a paraplegic in the ? of Victoria secret
Human street shit pick em up and skeet quick
Lil cheap chick to sleep with, creep with
Bow to the penis, we letting out botalinas
Bitch drown in the cum bath as soon as she meets us
Shawty face to the fly and the room for the ass
Beef with the cream inside we doing fajitas
?
Any man that gotta worry we ruin the beaver
We poke the puss!
Yeah that's real bad news for any body that thought Steve-O didn't have any fucking street cred, whats up now bitches!
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