[Intro, spoken by the grump]
(grunt)
Who are you lookin' at?!
[Verse 1]
There's a grump on your toe
And he doesn't wanna go (no)
That's called a grumpy boy
There's a grump on your calf (I'm not ticklish)
Tryin' not to laugh (chuckles, maybe just a little)
That's called a grumpy boy
There's a grump on your belly
He's all covered in jelly (oh, man)
That's called a grumpy boy (listen)
There's a grump on your collar
He's just about to holler (hey, who put on this music?)
That's my grumpy boy
[Spoken]
All right grumpy boys, can you sing along?
[Chorus]
Grumpy boy (grumpy boy)
Grumpy boy (grumpy boy)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy boy
Grumpy boy (grumpy boy)
Grumpy boy (grumpy boy)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy boy
Grumpy boy (grumpy boy)
Grumpy boy (grumpy boy)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy boy
I really hate to stare
But there's a grump in your hear (ahh!)
Cheer up, grumpy boy
[Verse 2]
There's a grump on your knees
She's gonna make you sneeze
That's called a grumpy girl
There's a grump on your head
Shе thinks that it's a bed
That's called a grumpy girl
Therе's a grump on your armpit, ooh!
Playin' on the trumpet
That's called a grumpy girl
There's a grump on your nose
That's just how it goes
That's my grumpy girl
[Spoken]
All right grumpy girls, let's see what you got
[Chorus]
Grumpy girl (grumpy girl)
Grumpy girl (grumpy girl)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy girl
Grumpy girl (grumpy girl)
Grumpy girl (grumpy girl)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy girl
Grumpy girl (grumpy girl)
Grumpy girl (grumpy girl)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy girl
There's a grump on your tookus
I can't even bear to lookus
Cheer up, grumpy girl
(Grump: All right, is that it?)
No, there's more
(Grump: Great)
[Bridge]
There's a grump in the kitchen
Who's doin' the dirty dishes
And there's a grump in the shower
Who's been in there at least an hour
There's a grump who needs his coffee really bad
That's called a grumpy dad
[Spoken]
All right, grumpy dads. I know you're out there. Sing along!
[Chorus]
Grumpy dad (grumpy dad)
Grumpy dad (grumpy dad)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy dad
Grumpy dad (grumpy dad)
Grumpy dad (grumpy dad)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy dad
Grumpy dad (grumpy dad)
Grumpy dad (grumpy dad)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy dad
And in case you're wondering
There is no such thing
As a grumpy mom
[Spoken]
You didn't hear it from me, at least (chuckles). Right, but just for the sake of argument, let's see if we can get some moms to pretend that they're grumpy and sing along for this chorus. You ready, moms? Here we go!
[Chorus]
Grumpy mom (grumpy mom)
Grumpy mom (grumpy mom)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy mom
Grumpy mom (grumpy mom)
Grumpy mom (grumpy mom)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy mom
Grumpy mom (grumpy mom)
Grumpy mom (grumpy mom)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy mom
It's been a little while
Since I've seen you smile
Cheer up, grumpy mom
My grumpy mom
See? It's fun!
(Grump: Yeah?)
Hey, why don't you give it a try?
(Grump: Fine. Hit it.)
[Chorus, sung by the grump and Steve]
Grumpy mom (grumpy mom)
Grumpy mom (grumpy mom)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy mom (yeah!)
Grumpy dad (grumpy dad)
Grumpy dad (grumpy dad)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy dad
Grumpy girl (grumpy girl)
Grumpy girl (grumpy girl)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy girl
Grumpy boy (grumpy boy)
Grumpy boy (grumpy boy)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy boy
Grumpy boy (grumpy boy)
Grumpy boy (grumpy boy)
Cheer up, cheer up, grumpy boy
It's been a little while
Since I've seen you smile
(Grump: Hey, I feel better!)
Goodbye, grumpy boy!
