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Couch Gag Lyrics by Stice

Here Come The Baton

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Cartoon snake he slides hiss hiss
Begs teeth poison grows big
Those now eating will be soon et yes
Hand drawn tits look like shit
Its unfortunate theres no peace left
Scab rip off go ouch ow!
Oil city's got a new boss who toons in and checks me out

Mr ducky hid a body in the closet
We got off on billy’s drawings but they really freak me out
Like theres always something scary of a mousey popping cherries
While the horsies all get married to the jockeys on their backs

Oh i see anvil drop
Baddy boy crystal cock
Ta take his mask and see gang it was snake all along wow!

Time to fight mr. ducky's spite night
Ouch ice pick stabs snake twice
Acme bomb make him swallow so wrong
Light the wick and watch snake explode so
Animate the dead snake skin couch gag
Fantasize about stamping eggs
Fantasize about adult blurred out content
I mean uhhhhhhhhh

Like a pentagram in Ghandiland
You understand the pencils draw the pictures for the cameras to see
Like your getting off the pointed stick your sick of counting cigarettes
You made it back from 1 to 93 boy

Here come the baton

Nice job!
Draw the ducky dancing on the snakey's grave or prancing on the mantle near the urn
The snakey’s ghost is crying or he's playing harp he's flying and he's floating up to heaven
And thats all folks
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About “Couch Gag” by Stice

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"Couch Gag" appears on "Here Come The Baton".

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