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Vicki’s Lament Lyrics by Stodolak & Kerr

Chris, Mrs. - A New Holiday Musical

2024

[VICKI]
I’ve got a grievance with old Saint Nick
This jolly holly nanny is making me sick
Here she comes, Miss Sugar Plums riding Santa’s sleigh
This Yuletide Barbie doll routine is getting just a bit cliché
If I’m given the decision of naughty or nice
I’m subbing sugar for double the spice
I know how to overthrow the Queen of Christmastown
We’re tearing up the tinsel boys it’s time to take that Holly down
[VICKI & MEN]
Let’s overhaul this holiday disaster It’s time to tear that Holly down
Christmas time could use a little fixin’ A little fixin’
First, get rid of Prancer
Then get rid of Dancer
Clear the runway
Here comes the Vixen
[DANCE BREAK]
[VICKI]
I see what you’re doing you tricky little elf
But nobody puts Vicki up on the shelf
It isn’t that impressive she can knit a festive scarf
This bright and merry Mary Poppins makes me want to barf
[VICKI & MEN]
Well Santa is the boss around the North Pole Ho ho ho
And Rudolph with his red nose leads the reindeer It’s like a lightbulb
While the treetops glisten
I suggest you listen
When I say you better stay in your lane dear Stay in your lane dear
[VICKI]
So go ahead and fill my Christmas stocking with coal
It will only fuel the fire burning deep in my soul
Don’t you try to test me, I’m the best there ever was
I will never let some small Rockette steal my applause
You best believe on Christmas Eve that I will win because
I will be Mrs. Claus
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Stodolak & Kerr

Stodolak & Kerr

About “Vicki’s Lament” by Stodolak & Kerr

Read the complete lyrics to "Vicki’s Lament" by Stodolak & Kerr from the album "Chris, Mrs. - A New Holiday Musical" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Christmas, Musicals, Pop.

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"Vicki’s Lament" appears on "Chris, Mrs. - A New Holiday Musical" in 2024.

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