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CALENDAR! Lyrics by StoneZey

The Glass Is Empty (Deluxe)

2022

[Intro]
Unnecesarry bring the heat (Woo!)

[Chorus]
Just woke up, already mad at life
So much so, I just might not act right
Everything is slow in my half life
I won't make a dent like a flat knife
Every color's paler than lavender
I put nothing up on my calendar
There's something up with my calendar
There is nothing up on my calendar

[Verse 1]
I only think in one way
It consists of hoping some day
I'll be on your watchlist, like the feds stalkin'
Maybe it's the meds talkin'- oh wait, it is
Both ways ditches, and those grades itchin'
So might as well take them until my whole brain kicks in
If it evеr does, then I'll be imprеssed
Tell me see the best, yet I can't 'cause I be depressed
I went over this already, on my seventh time
Picture it perfect, knowing it'll never exit my
Imagination routine, new teen
On the market, dream come true with the loose leaf
I don't quite have a base like a baritone
Plannin' grand like in Arizona, but I always air and coma
Desire the serotonin, so tell me, is there a moment
That I can find a person I'm willing to share a song with?

[Chorus]
Just woke up, already mad at life
So much so, I just might not act right
Everything is slow in my half life
I won't make a dent like a flat knife
Every color's paler than lavender
I put nothing up on my calendar
There's something up with my calendar
There is nothing up on my calendar

[Verse 2]
It's so obvious why I'm mad at life
Can't separate my real life from @ life
I just wanna be
Able to be excited for what's in front of me
Always known that they're lucky for winning
If anything gon' happen, then fuck me, I'm in it
Lately, anytime I feel, I love me the feeling
Working my way up 'cause some things are given at birth
At first, I thought this would go away now
Looking for someone to diss to go and slay down
I'm tryna come clean in it like a maid gown
I think I been holding a map with the wrong kind of places on it
After the paper with the wrong kind of faces on it
Looking for the checks, but just the ones I may deposit

[Chorus]
Just woke up, already mad at life
So much so, I just might not act right
Everything is slow in my half life
I won't make a dent like a flat knife
Every color's paler than lavender
I put nothing up on my calendar
There's something up with my calendar
There is nothing up on my calendar

[Verse 3]
Ca-
-lendar
I don't even understand what my pain is
Feel unlimited, but my brain has
No convenience, recently, I had a stroke of genius
In the middle of a math exam
Thinkin' 'bout anything but passin', damn
It's like I think I have some magic hands
But what happens if I'm an average man?
Either way, I gotta balance it out
Nobody wants to have another debate (Uh, uh-uh-uh-)
And I wish I had something to say
But I really did nothing today, oh no, no-

[Chorus]
Just woke up, already mad at life
So much so, I just might not act right
Everything is slow in my half life
I won't make a dent like a flat knife
Every color's paler than lavender
I put nothing up on my calendar
There's something up with my calendar
There is nothing up on my calendar
Credits
StoneZey

StoneZey

About “CALENDAR!” by StoneZey

Read the complete lyrics to "CALENDAR!" by StoneZey from the album "The Glass Is Empty (Deluxe)" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"CALENDAR!" is credited to StoneZey. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"CALENDAR!" appears on "The Glass Is Empty (Deluxe)" in 2022.

Visit the StoneZey artist page at /artist/stonezey for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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