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[Verse 1: Vandal]
AH! Kill it on the keys, I'm not talking Alicia
I'm in it for the cheese and dough, fuck a pizza
Still don't get the picture? Burn a Mona Lisa
Vandal Gang gone blast for me, somebody call a preacher
I flood the Super Dome harder than that bitch Katrina
I'm throwing chairs and punching people, call it Jerry Springer
I started in the bleachers, then moved to the speakers
And now I'm on the stage, spin kicks, Wiz Khalifa
The kids get a seat rush and stars rush to see us
Screaming harder than a white girl to J. Bieber
Hahaha, weird, now my class is dismissed
Vandal Gang hates Christmas, why? We never get shit
Saint Nick called us misfits, that's cool I'm boinking his chick
Mr. Clause is frowning 'cuz he read one of my wish lists
Saying, "Mrs. Clause, we used to have it all
Until your fat boyfriend came around with no cause
I really miss your calls, to me you're still involved
I still got your bloomers, I keep 'em with my drawers
And instead of Mrs. Clause, I think I'll call you frosty jaws
Mail it no cologne, but I rubbed it on my balls"
[Verse 2: Einstein]
Women shout my name out but they are no co-signers
Catch a brain freeze the way I'm so cold-minded
Flowing heaven-sent make the Pope go silent
The way I'm killing tracks you'd think I'd vote pro-violence
Running these tracks to the races
Turning you losers into lasers, Lupe with Lasik
You fiendin for equations? Well let me state the basics
Einstein equals nothing less than greatness (Einstein = Nothing < Greatness)
And to you MC's, I am still double you
Have a threesome, two V's, call it W
No Uncle Luke but my crew too live
You ain't hearing what I'm sayig then your Bluetooth died, uh!
And now I'm making major moves only giants take
Cutting in a giant steak, eating off of china plates
Even some of the realest rappers seeming kind of fake
Say they spitting venom but they ain't even seen a giant snake
Feeling great, living life like a movie
I run my city, I ain't never gonna lose
So if you say you run it then you looking kinda stupid
'Cuz I'm good at math, I got the numbers to prove it
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Str8 Like Dat

Str8 Like Dat

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