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Hi, My Name is Stuart Lyrics by Straight Outta Junior High

Here’s a Ray of Hope To Someone With An Inferiority Complex

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Hi my name is Stuart, would you be my friend?
Then we could be best pals until the bitter end
Would you protect me from those guys that kick my ass
Every other day in front of my 8:30 class?
Hi my name is Stuart, would you be my pal?
Maybe I could hook up with a special gal
And we could make out in the backseat of my car
If I played my cards right we could go real far
Then I'd have a friend now cuz now I have none
We could hang out in the museum
It would be so much fun
Would you hang with me? We could drink a beer
But we'd have to drink it fast cuz my parents are here
Hi our names are Stuart we are your comrades
We shall band together so we can kick some ass
Nerds of America, we must unite
And together we will win this fight
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Straight Outta Junior High

Straight Outta Junior High

About “Hi, My Name is Stuart” by Straight Outta Junior High

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