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Fruit Cake Lyrics by Street Queer

2018

Guess who? It’s the Christmas bitch
I got a big fat dick on my Christmas list
All you snow hoes know who his mistress is
Ice me out - put it on my wristeses
You see I like a man who gives and receives
And when he needs dick he always says, “Please!”
I like his big belly and beard of all white
So come drop a load and fuck me all night
Oh shit, Saint Nick, mix your milk with my cookie
I’be been acting really naughty so I need to get this nookie
I’m shaking it for some singles, he’s eating it like it’s Pringles
I’m making my bells jingle for Mr. Kristopher Kringle
Damn, he got pat my cakes like the Bakers Man
And I love his Kareem like a Lakers fan
And there is not a bitch that is greater than
So tell Mrs. Claus imma take her man
And I know she’s probably pissed off
But he’s been up on my list so I need Kris crossed
Lil mama better watch her back
Cuz if I put it out you know he’s gonna eat the snack
Let’s get it
I know you want it, so come and get it
Been waiting all year, unwrap your present
I think the Christmas spirit is in me
Santa I want you, slide down my chimney
You see I need a mink coat to match my Pleasers
And I don’t do faux, so do your research
He got bags of loot, I need all of it!
A big tree with some iced out ornaments
He pops pills like candy and sniffs on ‘cane
He likes to pack snow while I pick his brain
Now he wants to wife me but I ain’t switching lanes
Cause when he’s knocks out, yup! Imma stiff his chain
Abominable flow-man
Sniff it like I’m Lohan
Hold that dick with both hands
Thicker than a Coke can
A bitch colder than Elsa
Make you bithes melt up
Heavy-weight champ, make you bitches get your belts up
No ginger, but I mean that bread, man!
And a princess cut on my left hand
Ayo Santa! Come and get this fruit cake!
So sweet make that motherfucker’s tooth ache
I know you want it, so come and get it
Been waiting all year, unwrap your present
I think the Christmas spirit is in me
Santa I want you slide down my chimney
(x2)
(Fuck this ass Santa, fuck this ass Santa
Fuck this ass, fuck this ass, fuck this ass Santa
Now fuck this ass Santa, now fuck this ass Santa
Now fuck this ass, fuck this ass, fuck this ass Santa)
This one’s for all the gays!
Happy Holidays!
Credits
Street Queer

Street Queer

About “Fruit Cake” by Street Queer

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