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Kitchen Table Lyrics by Stump (UK)

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Down on the kitchen table
The cat is licking me
And giving me his tapeworms
I'm ditching the world of hygiene
Throwing away the soap before it's a sliver
I'm losing my kitchen temper
Crushing heads in frying pans
Lying to Mother
Burning her fat hands
I might ditch my Liberator
And run off with a fat
Impotent Dictator

Oh but outside in the bright nights
Lights flicker in hotel rooms
And suburban bedrooms
And mother is absent
Selling aids, blades, dollies
To incontinent wallies
On patio evenings

Whilst down in the City Square
Is the young Conservative
Who might save us all
Thе earth quivers
And oceans arе torn from their beds
Fish rise to the top
Of their aquariums in painful spasms
Squirming lungfish are gasping
In the Talbot ventilation shafts

Oh but outside in the bright nights
Lights flicker in hotel rooms
And suburban bedrooms
And mother is absent
Selling aids, blades, dollies
To incontinent wallies
On patio evenings

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH...
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About “Kitchen Table” by Stump (UK)

Read the complete lyrics to "Kitchen Table" by Stump (UK) from the album "Quirk Out". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

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"Kitchen Table" is credited to Stump (UK). Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Kitchen Table" appears on "Quirk Out".

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