My Atari, turn off all the lights And bask in the glory of a two-bit sprite I stood in line, when I was nine Bought Burgertime and left the world behind And out my speakers Q-Bert speaks Won't offend my peepers 'cause his words are bleeped My Atari's on a stand with an uneven height So I use my X-Box just to prop it up right My Atari still works after all these years From when it first appeared on sale at Sears We'll be together forever, I named it Heather And I'll never get sick of pushing the reset lever My Atari! My Atari! Yo, whassup? My Atari, driving down a street at night Now I'm bumpin' and jumpin' to a staggering height It always brightens up my day, and just last Friday I found myself trying to kill a frog on the highway You can't go wrong, with games like Pong But on Pitfall the snake bit me in the schlong And I slide left and right, I'm puttin' up a fight With shields dwindling and Space Invaders in my sight And so now I'm just sittin' here catchin' some bombs I can play while on the toilet 'cause my phone has the ROMs My Atari! My Atari! Now, me and my Atari play the illest games I like to duck and jump over dragon flames We slay all dragons, red, yellow, and green And the bat carries corpses from screen to screen Outer space and under ground when I play my game I shoot everything, it all looks the same I'm set on expert every game I play Even Strawberry Shortcake has me playin' all day My Atari! My Atari! Now the games that I possess have quite a range Myself I've got four-hundred games I play Taz a lot, till he eats his fill And then Kool Aid Man when it's time to get ill Played Donkey Kong and I got the high score Before Mario dumped Pauline for that whore My Atari, didn't always bring good games Pac-Man was lame, Custer's Revenge was insane And I hope the Reeses cause an allergy for E.T 'Cause that's the game that brought down a whole industry At a party that I threw for all the boys We played Asteroids till we got hemorrhoids My Atari lets me play with a stick in my lap With a couple teeth marks 'cause I needed a snack Whether in a space battle, or rustlin' cattle You won't see me without my joy stick or paddle My Atari!
Read the complete lyrics to "My Atari" by Sudden Death from the album "Rhythms from the Crypt: The Best of Sudden Death" in 2007. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.
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