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The Phoenix Family Protection Plan Lyrics by Sudden Sway

’76 Kids Forever

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There's a briefcase in my bag
And a motorway on the map
As I cross across this land in a motivated van
Singing to the praise and glory of the Phoenix Family Protection Plan
I know a garden city
Where you can find security
There's more to live for there, they gladly fill your hands
With laughter and bathrooms and a Phoenix Family Protection Plan
But if I ever had a baby
It'd be an accident
If I ever had a wife
She'd marry an astronaut
And if I had a boo, It would boogaloo
And if I had you, it wouldn't be you
So how can I miss what doesn't exist?
And anyhow, these things don't happen to me, you see
Ian Molloy favours efficiency
Hе's the acting head of the Admin Dеpartment
[spoken outro]
And yeah, though I still walk through Foreign Exchange to the third floor
I shall ride on windsurf to Wonderland
And Cottesmore-lawn-girdled-Close will be lavished in laurels
And mentions in Michelin
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Sudden Sway

Sudden Sway

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