[Verse 1: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick]
Yah! Fun Time Gang, yo, we back in this bitch!
Hey, thanks, dick! Wasn't about to start my verse or some shit
It's Whip! Shut the fuck up! And Legz! Yo, goddammit
Why ain't you got fuckin' AIDS? I keep plantin' them in your sandwich (What?)
Quit interrupting before I rummage for duct tape
Still stuck in this nightmare with this uppity fuck face (Fuck you!)
Clout chasin' chump ain't got the hint, I don't want fame
No Honda Accord but I got plenty of trunk space
And a brand new tire iron I been dyin' to hit him with
So try and hit me with it, catch a flying kick in the dick and shit (You what?)
Need to see my trick so get back in the kitchen, bitch
And get smacked when a pitching wedge hit a sack full of splinter chips
And I'll take a moment now just to say "Fuck you"
Fuck me?Yeah, fuck you, your famous lines are untrue
Want that recognition, clout, just as bad as I do?
If not, then you'd waste your life at nine to five drive thru
[Chorus: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz and Whipstick]
As you can tell, think things ain't changed
Still B-F-Fs til they're down in the grave
(Wait, what?) (So, you're telling me we're stuck together?)
(I guess so) (Fuck!) They're best friends forever (Shit)
As you can tell, think things stayed safe
They ain't murdered each other and that's something so great
(Wait, what?) (Yo, the hook just said we're stuck together)
(Really, though?) (Yup) (Fuck!) They're best friends forever
[Verse 2: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
Well, I'm the Predator and you're a fuckin' Xenomorph
You ugly motherfucker, yo, I run and kick the head of yours
On a bed of thorns on the set of vintage porn
Stuff your windpipe with a long knife, it's intercourse
Man, fuck your life and artistic endeavors
Hit the Macho Man elbow drop on top of the dresser
Wrapped in cardigan sweaters, chuggin' some anti-depressants
Speakin' of which, you overdosed yet? That'd be a blessing
Yo, why you always try to elicit a reaction?
I'm not, so, how 'bout you just fuckin' relax, man? (Fuck that!)
Itchy vs Scratchy, already know that I'm the mouse (Pussy!)
Only thing you've ever killed was my dreams, that doesn't count
I'm super sick of this shit, dog, no more second chances (For real)
I'm hopin' that you slip and I catch you up in the Hamptons (Uh huh)
Get your throat slit with an activities pamphlet
Use your blood to write shit, they'll just blame it on the Mansons, so
[Chorus: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz and Whipstick]
As you can tell, think things ain't changed
Still B-F-Fs til they're down in the grave
(Wait, what?) (Motherfuckin' voice just said we're stuck together)
(I guess so) (Fuck!) They're best friends forever (Shit)
As you can tell, think things stayed safe
They ain't murdered each other and that's something so great
(Wait, hold up) (Hey, the hook just said we're stuck together)
(Fuck that!) (Yup) They're best friends forever
[Verse 3: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
That prick's my best friend to the fuckin' very end
I'm like the Chucky doll, he's like that Andy kid
It's like we Ren and Stimpy and he's stuck on bein' Ren
Who am I kiddin', like I'm Jar Jar, that bitch is Anakin
(Seriously) I fuckin' hate you, bitch, this ain't a gimmick
It's your stupid fuckin' face, dude, and everything with it
And now with this I don't see a future, legit, I'd rather eat manure
Find your awesome pet pig, chop you up and feed you to her
(You leave Rouxbie out of this!)
[Chorus: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz and Whipstick]
As you can tell, think things ain't changed
Still B-F-Fs til they're down in the grave
(Wait, what?) (Like conjoined twins, we're stuck together)
(I guess so) (Fuck!) They're best friends forever (God)
As you can tell, think things stayed safe
They ain't murdered each other and that's something so great
(Wait, what?) (Yo, the hook just said we're stuck together)
(Fuck you!) (Yup) They're best friends forever (Nah) (Yes)
As you can tell, think things ain't changed
Still B-F-Fs til they're down in the grave
(Wait, what?) (Bro, you tellin' me we're stuck together)
(I guess so) (Fuck!) They're best friends forever
As you can tell, think things stayed safe
They ain't murdered each other and that's something so great
(Wait, what?) (Bitch, the hook just said we're stuck together)
(Really, though?) (Yup) They're best friends forever
[Outro: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick]
Said it like nineteen times
Yeah?
Why the fuck do I gotta keep repeating shit?
This is why we ain't friends, you weak ass motherfucker
Well, that's because I can't fuckin' hear you because I don't understand faggot
Dammit
Hahahaha
