[Intro]
You know how we all have that one day out the year where you're special and it's all about you? Well, what if you found out that special day was shared by a fuckin' numbskull
[Verse 1: Whipstick]
Ten twenty-six, (Year) 1988
Evacuated from the ovary, yeah you're something great (Me?)
But believe me when I say that this Dubbs is extra gay (That's him)
'Cause the birthday is the first thing that I earned, so go away
I got the piñata, the shape of your stupid face
Catchin' blows in your nose, a mosh pit from Hoobastank (Who?)
Switch the candles on your cake out for some firecrackers
Violent laughter can be heard from all around with crying after
Might hit the earth first, then birth first with earthworms
A semi-automatic [?] with the birth squirts
Try to throw a party, cryin' out that mine is better
You're Oroku Saki to my Kevin Nash as Super Shredder
It's not so bad that worse case scenario (What?)
We're mustached fags, Luigi to your Mario (It's a me)
[?] life shit, ay, we never gettin' married, bro (Nah)
And that's why my gift bag's a big red venereal
[Chorus: Dubbs]
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy (My birthday bud)
[Verse 2: Dubbs, Whipstick]
October 26, 1984
My mama birthed a kid whose dick
Would eventually graze the floor
And every year I'd celebrate it with friends and party decor
Until about five years ago when this guy said this isn't yours
Please, bitch, I was here first, you ain't just stealin' my day
I got a date where they praise me and I will not just give it away
If you keep up with this birthday buddy shit I'ma be dealin' the pain
We not the same 'cause you are lame
And everybody be feelin' the same
'Bout to show up at the Chuck E Cheese
Dressed as Chuck E Cheese
And when they bring the pizza out
I'm 'bout to eat your shit for free
Stealin' all your tickets, stickin' you with this needle, you leave
And throw up in the parking lot
From your gift that was a disease from me
Ha ha, you fucking poser, get a new day
And go and share a birthday with Lupe or fuckin' 2 Chainz
I ain't doin' your birthday buddy song, that shit is too gay
Ha ha, you already did
Well, fuck, I guess that means that that's my
[Chorus: Dubbs]
(Birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
Birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy, yeah (My birthday bud)
[Interlude: 8 Legz, Dubbs]
Aw, hell yeah, you guys, that's fucking dope
What a dope-ass song
I can't think of, like, anything or anyone
That could make that shit better
Not me, of course, bad birthday I guess
Fucking, my birthday is November 26th
Could've done something with that
But I guess, you know, fuck me, right
That's cool, man, that's really cool of you guys
I'm super proud of you, for real, no lie
Pieces of shit
Hey
How 'bout you watch your mouth when you're talkin' about my
[Chorus: Dubbs]
(Birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
Birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
My birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
Birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
My birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
My birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
My birthday buddy, my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
My birthday buddy, my birthday buddy
(That's my birthday bud, that's my birthday bud)
That's my birthday buddy
[Outro: Dubbs & Super Famous Kids Choir, Dubbs, 8 Legz]
My birthday buddy, my birthday buddy
My birthday buddy, my birthday buddy
My birthday buddy, my birthday buddy
Birthday buddy, my birthday buddy
(My birthday buddy, my birthday buddy, that's my birthday buddy)
Yo, it wasn't enough to have your own kids on here singin'
You had to get my oldest
At least I got one son that ain't a traitor
Worm!
What?
Aren't Dubbs and Whip losers?
No! Shut up, Dad!
