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The IT Crowd Lyrics by Superpowerless

2012

[Verse 1: Happi]
Jen’s got a new job, employed as a boss
Over these two slobs named Roy n’ Moss
A dynamic go-getter, a genius
And a man from Ireland, so you better like bleakness
'Cause the lights ain’t getting brightened
Employees of Reynholm Industries
And you might need IT if your PC does freeze
So you see nerds ain’t worthless, they’re just misunderstood
Might not speak to birds when this one’s discussing goods
Just beware, never step into the server lair, must be scared
Been a friend when you meet the worker there
Any glare from the sun makes him run and go squealing
Man, you swear he’s come undone as he hung from the ceiling
Like, hanged? No, it's where he hangs a like a bat
Don’t be mad bro that you don’t have swagger like that
With the Happi, you’re better and you know it, mighty proud
Might be kicking back, relaxed, that’s a job for the IT Crowd

[Pre-Chorus: MC Wreckshin]
0118 999 881 999 119 7253

[Chorus: Sparkles*; Superpowerless]
‘Cause I don't know what IT means
And I don't know what I'm doing here
I'm so scared of these machines
And I think they're scared of me
(Control-Alt-Delete)
404 Error File Not Found
(Control-Alt-Defeat)
It's just another job for The IT Crowd

[Verse 2: B-Type]
You wouldn’t steal a handbag and you wouldn’t steal a car
You wouldn’t steal a little baby, "that is going way too far"
Wouldn’t shoot a police man and then steal his hat, yo
Go to the toilet in it, give it to his grieving widow
And then steal it back, these ads are getting mean
So let’s have an iPod party, courtesy of Reynholm Industries
Watch it don’t drop the internet, put it back in Big Ben
Before the elders of the internet know you’ve had a lend
Is this track not working? That’s a pain
Gotta ask, have you tried turning it on and off again?
Wait, why the tantrum? That was quite a shocker
Crying like an actress and swearing like a ruddy docker
Got an idea why, but I kinda don’t want to say
Could it be Aunt Irma is paying a visit today?
You’re feeling delicate, in fact, you’re yelling it
Need a number for an ambulance?
Hope you remember it

[Pre-Chorus: MC Wreckshin]
0118 999 881 999 119 7253

[Chorus: Sparkles*; Superpowerless]
‘Cause I don't know what IT means
And I don't know what I'm doing here
I'm so scared of these machines
And I think they're scared of me
(Control-Alt-Delete)
404 Error File Not Found
(Control-Alt-Defeat)
It's just another job for The IT Crowd

[Verse 3: MC Wreckshin]
Computers, how’s it looking? Got a compu-problem?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
God dammit, Jen, why you gotta be so bossy?
Scurvy in the server room, it’s so gothy
And Mossy wants the Richmond in his room
And Reynholm left the business with a boom
He jumped out of the window, his son is a pimp, yo
He stays trapped in spaceology limbo
Jen’s big feet, small shoes, damaged cuticles
Roy and Moss are Gay, The Musical
A ludicrous display, did we like it? No, absurd
It’s worse than when Roy broke up with the joker
You know her, the girl with the eerie smile
Jen went on a date with a Peter File
To the elders of the internet, Jen’s a disgrace
My current mood is sensual on Friendface

[Pre-Chorus: MC Wreckshin]
0118 999 881 999 119 7253

[Chorus: Sparkles*; Superpowerless]
‘Cause I don't know what IT means
And I don't know what I'm doing here
I'm so scared of these machines
And I think they're scared of me
(Control-Alt-Delete)
404 Error File Not Found
(Control-Alt-Defeat)
It's just another job for The IT Crowd
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Superpowerless

Superpowerless

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