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De Store Klunker Lyrics by Svedbanken

Svedbanken

2003

[Vers 1]
Jeg var tolv og ved skolelægen
Med de store klunker, mine store klunker
Han så på mig, og han kiggede længe
På de store klunker, mine sure klunker
Han sagde: "Nå, det' så de store klunker?"
"Se, de dunker! Nej, hvor de dunker!
De skal falde ned, men det vil de ikke
Dine store klunker, dine sure klunker"
[Bro]
Og pludselig blev skolelægen vred
Fordi de store klunker ikke var faldet ned
Jeg sagde...
[Omkvæd]
"Jeg har store klunker, du har store klunker
Vi har allesammen store klunker." Han sagde:
"Husk at stenene skal falde ned, (ja ja)
Ellers bli'r jeg satanedme vred!"
[Vers 2]
Nu var lægen vred og ville slet ikke tale
Om de store klunker, mine sure klunker
Jeg råbte: "Hey, hvad med de store klunker
Mine mega klunker, mine giga klunker?"
Han skulede surt og han råbte til mig:
"Hvad fanden sker der? De skal ned i pungen
Ned i pungen, de må ikke komme op
Nej, de skal bli'e i pungen, altid bli'e i pungen!"
[Bro]
Og nu blev skolelægen ekstra vred
Fordi de store klunker ikke var gledet ned
Jeg sagde...
[Omkvæd]
"Jeg har store klunker, du har store klunker
Vi har allesammen store klunker." Han sagde:
"Husk at stenene skal falde ned, (ja ja)
Ellers bli'r jeg satanedme vred!"
Jeg sagde...
"Alle verdens klunker er sgu gode klunker
Små og store, sorte, hvide klunker!" Han sagde:
"Husk at stenene skal falde ned, (ja ja)
Ellers bli'r jeg eddermame vred!"
[Mellemstykke]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
[Omkvæd]
Jeg har store klunker, du har store klunker
Vi har allesammen store klunker, han sagde:
"Husk at stenene skal falde ned, (ja ja)
Ellers bli'r jeg satanedme vred!"
"Alle verdens klunker er sgu gode klunker
Små og store, grimme, fine klunker!" Han sagde:
"Men husk nu at stenene skal falde ned, (ja ja)
Ellers bli'r jeg eddermame vred!"
Credits
Svedbanken

Svedbanken

About “De Store Klunker” by Svedbanken

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"De Store Klunker" appears on "Svedbanken" in 2003.

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