Captain Ahab vs Jean-Luc Picard Lyrics by UBERocity
URBoF - Season 1
2013
Ahab: No wait, don’t bother, I’ll leave before this battle even starts! You know, since I’m a badass, and you’re just an old fart! I bet you think you’re so stylish with that damn red shirt of yours Why don’t you go make like old Kirk and find yourself a few whores I’d love to live to see the day when you crash your damn ship But for now, Call me YOUR Captain, and suck my silicon chip! Baldie, I’ve got less respect for you than Hikaru Fucking Sulu! Prepare to die in this brawl like the red men always do! Picard: Well we’ve made First Contact, and now I’ll start my Insurrection It should be simple sincе you’re busy with your big Dick and your erection You’rе insane, Captain Ahab, haven’t you realized that yet? I’ll verbally destroy you and shove a harpoon in your chest! It's the Next Generation of dissing and I can handle it with grace So watch out before I shoot you and Starbuck into Deep Space You ejaculate chasing fuck! Tell me, how's the Pequod handling? Wicked King! Excuse me while you die in the sea, a-strangling Ahab: You call those rhymes? I call it a catastrophe times 10! While, I happen to spit raps hotter than a fresh cayenne! I’m a real captain, you’re just a loser boy from ‘space’ So shut your mouth or I’ll get my peg-leg and kick your face! ‘WHY THE FUCK’ are there so many memes about this retard? Hoist the sails matey’s, let’s show this bastard a true bombard! So what will be your next move, you Frenchy fucked-up Mr. Clean? I’ll destroy you, Jean-Luc, along with the whole of Starfleet! Picard: I’m getting tired of this Enterprise, so let me close this up nicely I think I know a way to drag you down precisely and concisely! So Avast! You’re outclassed! My Nemesis in battle! I think a facepalm is required as reaction to your mindless prattle! Mr Data! Lock the Target! Mr. Worf! Fire phasers! We’ll shoot this asshole down and crush him like a ‘Nilla Wafer! You better watch yourself as I finish off this gang bang So why don’t you go fuck yourself with your little Moby Wang
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