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Smeargle vs Magikarp Lyrics by Gaming All Star Rap Battles

Gaming All Star Rap Battles Season 2

2014

[Verse 1: Smeargle]
Let me Sketch a painting
So stop flopping around
I can knockout this fishy
With just one little Pound
You're such a dumbass
You couldn't even learn how to swim
What's worse a fisher didn't have one of you
HE HAD SIX
You are untrainable
Even when put in the Day Care
Hell, it'd be a waste to feed you
Candy that's so Rare
Your Splash attack?
HA!
You barely gave me a drop
I've seen better water moves
From a dirty fucking mop
[Verse 2: Magikarp]
Bitch please!
At least I don't come with just one move
I got Tackle, Flail, and Bounce
You're lame as Zigzagoon
No one knows about Johto
Worst generation I ever heard
Don't test me when I evolve
I'm a fish AND a bird
You'd be stupid enough to buy me
For five hundred dollars
And when I'm shiny
I'm in a golden color
Get out of here Pisscaso
Quit whipping that tail around
Professor Oak is gonna regret
That you were ever found
[Verse 3: Smeargle]
Nobody would use an Old Rod
Just because of your lame ass
If I wanted to have a fish
I would've chosen Feebas
James from Team Rocket wouldn't train you
'Cause you can't do shit
Just because you're a Water Type
Doesn't mean you can spit
There's nothing "Magik" about you
Because you're useless
Even Goldeen is better than you
She won't give you her Luvdisc
I might be weak too
But at least my move does damage
You're just a piece of trash
I'll nickname you Trubbish
[Verse 4: Gyarados]
Have a dose of Gyarados
You mother fucking joke
You better run bitch
Just Vincent Van GO!
I'm Dragon Raging to kill you
In a Whirlpool of death
This fast rap is for real
I ain't on Crystal Meth
By the end of this battle
You'll be painted in red
Do you know what I'm saying?
Your little ass is dead!
Can you believe I was puny?
Now I'm mighty and tall
If you think I'm bad now
LET ME MEGA EVOLVE
[Verse 5: Mega Gyarados]
Oh look at me!
What am I?
I'm like a Water Type Zeppelin
Why not Dive in with me?
C'mon and have a dip in!
I got that Mold Breaker
Your abilities won't do shit
Before I was Water-Flying
Now it's Water and Darkness
When you faint
I'll celebrate with a Rain or Dragon Dance
Don't tick me off Smeargle
'Cause I easily can Thrash
I am the most atrocious Pokémon
The world has ever seen
This battle will be finished
By my powerful Hyper Beam
Credits
Gaming All Star Rap Battles

Gaming All Star Rap Battles

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