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Weapons of Mass Dumbass Lyrics by Sync (USA)

We the People: Weapons of Mass Dumbass

2017

I pledge allegiance to my flag
And to the Republic for which it stands:
Shopping at Wal-Mart while talking on phones
And driving my Hummer to a monster truck show
Don't need to look to the Middle East (Naw)
Don't need to look farther than your street
To find weapons of mass dumbass
You'll find weapons of mass dumbass
They found weapons of mass dumbass
Right here in the United States of America
I vote for freedom, God, and liberty
I vote to live in a democracy
And I get to choose to drink Pepsi or Coke
Whenever I go to cast my vote
Don't need to look to the Middle East (Naw)
Don't need to look farther than your feet
To find weapons of mass dumbass
You'll find weapons of mass dumbass
They found weapons of mass dumbass
Right here in the United States of America
They found weapons of mass dumbass
They found weapons of mass dumbass
They found weapons of mass dumbass
Right here in the United States of America
Attention all shoppers
Defeat the terrorists through consumption
Make America strong
Buy more plastic crap from China
Makes a wonderful Christmas gift
Here's how to order...
But wait! There's more!
Now how much would you pay?
I pledge allegiance to my flag
And to the Super PAC for which it stands
I pay my taxes and I cast my vote
For the American Idol who hits the highest note
Oohoo
I think I better dance now...
Eehee!
Whatcha gonna do with your democracy
When we the people suffer from idiocy?
Shut yo mouth!
Whatcha gonna do with your democracy
When we the people suffer from idiocy?
The hell you said!
Whatcha gonna do with your democracy
When we the people suffer from idiocy?
Oohoo
Whatcha gonna do with your democracy
When we the people suffer from idiocy?
Whatcha gonna do with your democracy
When we the people suffer from idiocy?
Credits
Sync (USA)

Sync (USA)

About “Weapons of Mass Dumbass” by Sync (USA)

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