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ROADHOUSE: THE SONG (NO LIBTARDS ALLOWED) Lyrics by Synthcool

2019

[verse one]
MY STUPID CLASSMATES ARE FUCKING LIBTARDS, SO IM GONNA PWN THEM!
[Chorus]
(Synthcool)
ROADHOUSE!
(Don and Jake)
ROADHOUSE!
[verse two]
MY PARENTS GAVE ME A FUCKING LIBTARD, SO IM GONNA PWN THEM!
[Chorus]
(Synthcool)
ROADHOUSE!
(Don and Jake)
ROADHOUSE!
[Verse Three]
STUPID LIBERAL SLUT AT MY SCHOOL! SHE'S BEING A DUMB LIBTARD! SO IM GONNA BASH, HER STUPID FUCKING FACE!
[Chorus]
(Synthcool)
ROADHOUSE!
(Don and Jake)
ROADHOUSE!
(YEAH! FUCK LIBTARDS)
[verse four]
"YOU FUCKING CUSS IN MY MINECRAFT SERVER" I SAY HELL NO, FUCK YOU!!
[Chorus]
(Synthcool)
ROADHOUSE!
(Don and Jake)
ROADHOUSE!
(YEAH!)
[verse five]
SOME LI'L FAGGOT, DISSING ON MY VIDS! SAYING "F.G SUCKS!" SO I WENT TO HIS HOUSE, AND GRABBED HIM BY THE NECK! GONNA CRACK HIS FUCKING SKULL!!
[Chorus]
(Synthcool)
ROADHOUSE!
(Don and Jake)
ROADHOUSE!
(YEAH FUCKING YEAH!!!!!!)
[verse six]
HIS BITCH SISTER WAS GONNA CALL THE POLICE. SO I PINNED HER DOWN AND I KILLED HER WITH FACTS AND LOGIC!
[Chorus]
(Synthcool)
ROADHOUSE!
(Don and Jake)
ROADHOUSE!
(YEAH!)
[Verse Seven]
THE POLICE, THE POLICE, THEY ALL GOT ME! THEY CAPTURED ME! BUT I BROKE OUT! 'CAUSE IM FUCKING BADASS!
[final verse]
YEAH ROADHOUSE
(ROADHOUSE!)
YEAH "YIPPIE KI YAY" "YIPPIE KI YAY"
PETER PETER PETER!
F.G FAN!!
FOR FUCKING LIFE!!
[outro]
(Synthcool)
Roadhouse!
(Don)
Roadhouse!
(Jake)
Roadhouse!
(Synthcool)
Epic!
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