Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

Mushrooms Lyrics by SYpher

0

[SYpher]
Smoke some weed and take speed & mushrooms
Try not to bleed as you breathe the dust fumes
Let me take you to a land where plumbers are heros
Cause leaking liquids is what's making your ears grow
Piranhas are growing in the pipes
You jump right in, I'll just keep flowing on the mic
There's lava on the left and it's snowing on the right
You need coins but the girl you're ho-ing is a dyke
She likes the Peaches
Mushroom-headed midgets ain't as fly as we is
We got the angel-winged hats
Red-headed monsters try to sling crack
You sniff it and jump on their heads
They lie flat and you feel as drunk as a sled
Sliding down a slope, racing a penguin
Suddenly the boat that your facing is sinking
Sunk, in the water with the eels
Metal skin is numb, it's hotter than it feels
Bombs will run up to you and blow up
And turtles take a month or two to show up
Yeah right, these turtles jump higher than you can
This one can spit fire, he's gonna get his crew and
Damn, he kidnapped the Princess
Set the jury on fire and pimp-slapped the witness
Bad for business, this dude is pure evil
It's a Hard Days Night, like the third Beatle
Words lethal, time to get your crew ready
Take another mushroom, nothing is too heavy
Some mushrooms make you big, some mushrooms make you small
Flowers will make your gloves shoot flaming balls
Plus you got your ride, a round-nosed dinosaur
Cute enough to get the brown hoes and China-whores
I'm kinda sore, took a boulder to the head
Feeling like an ass bent over in a bed
Stuck with a long dough-roller from the shed
It feels like a pole that's colder than the lead
From a gun or a pencil, lungs are essential
To spit sharp rhymes and use your tongue for utencils
But enough from me, move it back to you
You need to whoop some ass like a German smacks a Jew
Grab the turtle by the tail and send him to his tomb
You saved the Princess, bend her over for some poon
The world is yours, time to end this F-ing tune
Inspiration for this song? Mushrooms and MF DOOM
Let's keep it moving like we're planning to bar hop
My rhymes stay out of this world like Star Fox
Dropping bombs so emcees jump out of the car top
MC, Master Chief, living the hard knock life
My par got knifed
This loser reset the Wii cause his ball gone dyke
Gay, the opposite of straight
The ball landed in the sand trap and that's the ish you hate
I got a piss to take now that the game's over
When I come back we'll battle it out with lame soldiers
Yeah, Call of Duty 4
My knife penetrates you like a college groupie whore
Children close your ears, this ain't a kiddy song
Jerk-offs busting nuts like a pissed off Diddy Kong
Don't hit me, mom, I'm not even swearing
Rappers so far from the truth; son they ought to be daring
Credits
SYpher

SYpher

About “Mushrooms” by SYpher

Read the complete lyrics to "Mushrooms" by SYpher. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

"Mushrooms" is performed by SYpher. This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Mushrooms", explore more songs by SYpher using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for SYpher · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Mushrooms" is credited to SYpher. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

Album information for "Mushrooms" is not available in our database yet. You can still read the full lyrics on this page.

Visit the SYpher artist page at /artist/sypher for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.