[Intro]
Just throw your hands in the air
And wave 'em like you just don't care
And if you're liking the sounds we're throwing down, somebody say oh yeah! (Oh yeah!)
Oh yeah! (Oh yeah!)
Like this y'all
Like this y'all
Like this, the-this, a-like this y'all
[Verse 1]
From city to city, from state to state
I'm worldwide known as T La Rock the Great
I'm as a chilly as an Icee, cooler than a breeze
I can act as a heater when it starts to freeze
When I hold you in my arms you'll forget all your fears
As a treat, I'll repeat sweet nothings in your ear
Here's an accurate description of all of my intention
This is something people that I had to mention
Just sit back, relax, and pull up a seat
I'll be as frank as a hot dog and far from discreet
[Verse 2]
All you duck emcees step to the rear
Super rapper T La Rock is finally here
To alleviate confusion, proceed to disillusion
Perish all thought of surviving the [?]
That you can interpret the method I use
And writing fresh lyrics that won't end up confused
I'm so highly intelligent, gifted with an element
Able to decipher any statement that's irrelevant
To the situation at hand and relentlessly confront and remain in command
It's like magic combined with an unknown force
It's pure knowledge in the brain that I use as a sword
So emcees if you don't wanna, indulge this matter
Do yourself a favor, be wise and just scatter
Now all the ladies
All the ladies
All the ladies in the house say oww! (Oww!)
Say oww! (Oww!)
Now scream! (Ahh!)
Scream! (Ahh!)
Like this y'all
Like this y'all
Like this, the-this, like this y'all
[Verse 3]
I'm a magical musician from a magical place
When your ears here the treble and your feet feel the bass
Where there is no Adam, there is no Eve
How you was born is how you believe
Take a man and a woman make 'em husband and wife
Take the dead and the buried and bring 'em to life
I can walk, never tire, run a mile and won't perspire
With the powers I posses I can recreate fire
With just one thought, whether long or short
I can cause the destruction of a battle never fought
Stop a plane in its flight, give a blind man his sight
With a wink of an eye, turn the day into night
Turn a mute into a singer with a point of a finger
Make a militant man to be known [?]
I can jump up and down holding 600 pounds
Walk around in a circle without touching the ground
[Verse 4]
I am the creator, the maker, the supreme being
The originator, rhyme-creator that's foreseeing
Your future as a rapper my advice to you
Is ameliorate your rapping skill
Reconcile all the [?] until
All arguments and differences have come to an and
All those you wish to acquaint with can be called friend
Then and only then will you be able to invent, produce, construct. create
A masterpiece so intriguing it will fascinate
All the musically inclined, then you will find
That if you put in on tape they are bound to rewind
It over and over and over again
Then, congratulate you my friend
Now throw your hands in the air
And wave 'em like you just don't care
And if you like the sounds we're throwing down, somebody say oh yeah! (Oh yeah!)
Oh yeah! (Oh yeah!)
Now all the ladies
All the ladies in the house say oww! (Oww!)
Say oww! (Oww!)
Now all the fellas
All the fellas, all the fellas
All the fellas in the house say ho! (Ho!)
Say ho! (Ho!)
Now scream! (Ahh!)
Scream! (Ahh!)
Say I like it! (I like it!)
I like it! (I like it!)
I love it! (I love it!)
I love it! (I love it!)
Now scream! (Ahh!)
C'mon, scream! (Ahh!)
[Verse 5]
Now it was gettin' kind of late, about a quarter to eight
When I reminded myself that I had a date
With Tudy Fruity Judy with the big brown booty
The talk of the town as the raving beauty
As she walked down the street, fellas kneeled to their feet
Screamed "praise the lord" and kissed the concrete
She walked down the street all nice and slow
With her butt swinging 'round like a bowl of Jell-O
When I took her to my house and take my very first feel
Like Superman, I was solid steel
I was humpin' and a pumpin' on Judy's butt
In three quarters of a minute..I can't say that
