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3 Stooges Lyrics by Tangloft Sastii, PubicHairSmoker

Dynamic Duo 32

2025

[Verse 1; Uncle Sam “Moe” Lester]
I'm the first Jew, I talk in Hebrew
He walk out on you
You smell like poo
Boo boo stain on your trousers
I'm the highest in the room
I look over this track like I'm Metro Boom
Booming boom boom boom
Whom this calling at thy's number
Ani le homo
Ata bekal zot
You are a man thot
Ani sofer cham
[Verse 2; Tangloft Sastii]
I’m the better singer, Mary J. Blige is jealous
If Wakey Wakey gets popular, I am going to sell it
I will gamble with the money, I really hope I win a lot
Oprah thinks she is the GOAT, but really she is not
Dreidel, and I made it out of clay today
Dream crashed out, but not as much as Pubicus today
My dad disowned Timmy because he’s kind of gay
They say, “Are you the third Jewish?” I am the second today
They not like us, not like us, they not me
I eat Skittles, and you eat broccoli
I’m not like us, not like us, they not me
I am going bald, I’m the man from Monopoly
[Verse 3; PubicHairSmoker & Tangloft Sastii]
I am the third stooge, I am the third Jew
I'm on the toilet, time for me to take a poo
I removed my teeth, now I can't chew
I sold them for gold because I’m a Jew
Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew
I'm hooked on heroin, you should be too
- dance like Certified Trapper
8 8th Jew in my butt
I sold Tangloft’s kid for some gold because I’m a Jew
I just caught a cold, achew
You don't want beef, - I'mma diss you
[Outro; PubicHairSmoker & Tangloft Sastii]
(I Show Speed any time they wanna come near me)
(PubicHairSmoker and D'aydrian Harding on the beat, yo yo yo PubicHairSmoker too fr fr)
(Oh my God, Louis, I'm on a Tangloft Sastii song!)
(And is that PubicHairSmoker? Oh my God, I'm a big fan!)
Fuck Anthony Davis
And Anthony Fantano
And Anthony Davis
And Anthony Fantano
And Anthony Davis
But also Anthony Fantano
And Anthony Davis
No, Anthony Fantano
Yeah, Anthony Fantano
But also Anthony Davis
Anthony Fantano also though, but like, you can hate Anthony Davis but Anthony Fantano too
I hate Anthony Fantano, but I just hate Anthony Davis somewhat more
Ok, can we come to a mutual agreement here?
Yes, I hate Anthony Fantano, but I hate Anthony Davis more
Ok, we have made a deal, let’s diss Anthony Davis and Anthony Fantano on Volume 2
Yes, fuck Anthony Fantano and fuck Anthony Davis
Volume 2 releasing last Thursday
End this fucking song already
That was gonna be it, but you wrote more, dude—that's your fault
Oppa Gangnam Style
Ok, you can stop dragging the song on, it's gonna be massive
LOW TAPER FADE!!!!!!!
Ok, are we done?
Yes
Ok, bye-bye Wakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey fans and lovers
Bye 😀
Credits
Tangloft Sastii

Tangloft Sastii

PubicHairSmoker

PubicHairSmoker

About “3 Stooges” by Tangloft Sastii

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