Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

A Series of Unfortunate Events Lyrics by Tanuki (Rap)

You Are What You Eat

2016

[Verse 1]
Time is the bitch sister of the cousin of Death
Wish completion for my mission ‘fore the breath leave my chest
We getting left for the rest of them bugging boys
Laying with the cuddly toys, hiding from the extent
I put my faith into MNET to thinly veil my
Misteps, I diss vets but I covet checks
Become a Hellboy to settle to rest
Catch dysentery threats from the heart of the ugly noise
I left the matrix to seek green digits
But he just a middle character who yearns for business
And burns his bridges so his past can’t find him
An avid climber till the path reach briers
Becomes weary as his neighbor gets higher
A different green number needing chips from the fryer
Rev up the kinder side of the side clerk
A limerick needs color ‘fore it drips through the mire
So as the hero trudges through the Boggly woods
He hopes the gray scale boo-ers mind their words
Run from the Terraformars
Before they take our skills and destroy our stars
[Verse 2]
I’ve had enough of fucking with the Hortons asking “who you gon be?”
Like the doctor would have told me how they’re dizzy like me
Built a ladder from the Woods writ in paint on my door
From the nation I implore, don’t fear the high seas
Cause unless I’m a dirty whore stamping on the Jersey Shore
You can bet your ass I’m involved with the flirty gore
Masochistic since the day I was born
Game tries to kill me so I plug myself more
I adapt to other cultures cause it’s Gucci to me - ah
Sipping Soju spirits in the Seoul of Kore – ah
My Kokoro connecting with the hearts of the She – ah
The bottom line describing I’m a Prince to the Shei – la
Royalty is free if you compelled enough
But of course you scared to see/sea if you ain’t sailed enough
Blinded by the lie you failed if you ain’t sell enough
You’d be better gouging eyes till you’re Oedipus
A bad motherfucker is the only way to be when you’re
Surrounded by the fuckbois, a Midsummer’s dream
Do not go gently without a good fight
If you’re failing bite the ear that hears your gripes, you’ll be aight
[Verse 3]
Sometimes I’m feeling unfortunate, surrounded by hopelessness
Binding anxiety, this incurable dizziness
But stomping through the mud cause it’s raining is pointless
So I turn on my headlights and pray for no incidents
It’s no damn coincidence that I’m holding the gavel and while I’m
Waiting on my hearing to get better I’m having a panel
Illustrate my consciousness with bread from the batter
So getting sadder is a guilt that I abstain to anoint him with
We chasing the storms and then, telling the fork to bend
Series of Unfortunate Events is at a bitter end
His adaptation proving that with movement you can get ahead
The casket opened, showing heart of gold to all the bitter friends
Buried by the hands that were tainted in the first place
Married to the fans and he treat em like his birth place
King without a crown or a throne or a cursed fate
Restless so he fucked the whole world on the first date
Yeah, now he in first place
Credits
Tanuki (Rap)

Tanuki (Rap)

About “A Series of Unfortunate Events” by Tanuki (Rap)

Read the complete lyrics to "A Series of Unfortunate Events" by Tanuki (Rap) from the album "You Are What You Eat" in 2016. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

"A Series of Unfortunate Events" is performed by Tanuki (Rap). from the album "You Are What You Eat" in 2016 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "A Series of Unfortunate Events", explore more songs by Tanuki (Rap) using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Tanuki (Rap) · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"A Series of Unfortunate Events" is credited to Tanuki (Rap). Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"A Series of Unfortunate Events" appears on "You Are What You Eat" in 2016.

Visit the Tanuki (Rap) artist page at /artist/tanuki-rap for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.