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Coffee Makes Me Poo Lyrics by Taryn Southern

On My Face

2011

[Intro]
I gotta get myself a latte
And add some soy milk up in that shit
Sprinkle a lil' cinnamon on top
Yeah
[Verse 1]
I wake up in the morning
Feeling kinda bloated
There's a pressure in my belly
Hell, let's not sugar coat it
I'm all backed up
And I need to take a poo
But there's no release in sight
I don't know what to
I eat lots of veggies
And fiber cereal
But nothing will dispose
Of all my raw material
I make myself a cup
Sixteen ounces of Joe
And just like magic
It starts to flow
[Chorus]
Gotta poo, I really gotta poo
A cup of Joe always helps it pass through
My poo, my poo, my pooo
[Verse 2]
Ain't the only one
Who knew coffee makes you poo
Listen to the experts
'Cause what they say is true
According to Wiki
When you drink in moderation
Due to peristalsis
Coffee prevents constipation
Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe
Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
Wanna know how they stay thin
Coffee pushes out what's in
I'll never understand why people choose to quit
When coffee tastes so good and it helps you take a shit
[Chorus]
Gotta poo, I really gotta poo
A cup of Joe always helps it pass through
My poo, my poo, my pooo
[Bridge]
Now at 8 AM, if I'm feeling kinda bloated
I make my coffee fully loaded
9 AM I'm ready to explode
[Chorus]
Gotta poo, I really gotta poo (gotta poo)
A cup of Joe always helps it pass through
My poo, my poo, my pooo
[Chorus]
Gotta poo, I really gotta poo
A cup of Joe always helps it pass through
My poo, my poo, my pooo
[Outro]
My poo
It kinda hurts tryin' to push through
My poo, gotta help my poo pass through
Gotta help it pass through. Ohhh
Credits
Taryn Southern

Taryn Southern

About “Coffee Makes Me Poo” by Taryn Southern

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"Coffee Makes Me Poo" appears on "On My Face" in 2011.

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