[Intro: Nigel32]
G-G-Genius did it, bitch
[Verse 1: Nigel32]
Got a new album coming November
If you a broken-hearted rose, you'll remember
Lighting fires in the sky cause we don't give a fuck
But for Christmas, I'm trying to find my true love
I need a hot nigga or a hot hoe
Because this Christmas, I can't be alone
I wanna makeout under the mistletoe
I wanna brag to all my Genius bros
I want a cutie who will keep me warm near the fire
I want someone who shares my wild desires
But I'm okay if I'm just with my friends
Free WAT3R better be the next trend
Since November will be sad
Let's make December the best month we've ever had
[Verse 2: we don't talk about milo]
Damn, Christmas this fast?
It usually took a lot longer in the past
Maybe this cypher counts as a gift
Or maybe you'll have to wait till the twenty-fifth
This year was something, alright
But 2020 was definitely less tight
Make it to Christmas, we'll finally be aight
Cuz we don't never go down without a fight
Our tree, shine bright
And hopefully brighter than the sunlight
Man, it's goin' down tonight
And man, what a sight
[Verse 3: go trip over a knife & Nigel32]
No other holiday can compare
To the one that spreads joy everywhere
When it begins to snow everyone
Goes outside to have some fun
Seems like Halloween was yesterday
But it also seems pretty far away
2020 was terrible, protests and the virus
And yes, this year is over but it'll be right beside us
Christmas is supposed to spread joy
With friends, family, and toys
But this year we're definitely thankful
To be alive and have food; a plate full
We have red, white and green
We'll decorate the place, make a scene
So let's thank the artists
Who have worked the hardest
To bless us with good music
For inspiration we use it
So now this verse is done
And to be honest, I won
Wait, wait wait, I thought you said let's be honest?
Because I won. I always win!
Anyways, next verse!
[Verse 4: galaxy]
It's the sunflower samurai with 2 portals for eyes
Uses his pen as a sword and cuts em down every time
Paddles through shades of gray, bound to hit a high tide
Sinking as I float through, reading gender theory til I die
Glimmerpills in my hand and I'll force em all down
Think I'm losing my breath, I can't make any sound
Tired of hiding online but I'm afraid to come out
They said I'd be fine but I'm beginning to doubt
I'm beginning to doubt
But fuck it, I don't wanna live this way
Too scared to move on, too stubborn so I stay
Try to move but I can't, melancholy rots my brain
And when I rot away, all that's left is the rain
[Verse 5: Pixie Lee]
Oh now what have I gotten myself into?
Another cypher to try to rap to?
I'm not a big fan of the holidays
And would much rather sit and play video games (HALO!)
If I have to celebrate them
I'd better celebrate with my apparent four families (And all my friends)
I'll prolly be near Richmond for the holidays
So I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
Even though Halloween came and went
I'm still celebrating it
In some Skellington pj pants
Y'all still know I can't rap
No, I'm not trying here, shut your trap
Y'all, I can't feel my feet
So Imma grab my blanket, my Shiggy, and hope for the best
I really hope I won't be like Chisaki for hanging around Shiggy
Cause I'd really like my arms, they're beneficial to me
I'll stop ranting and raving, and trying to rap
Someone else take over, my verse is crap
[Verse 6: Eros]
Had to survive through November
Can't wait for snow and December
Hang up the mistletoe
Drink my hot chocolate
Put a candy cane or two inside of my pocket
Celebrating the birth of Christ
Gifts are amazing, God taught us not be enticed
Cross on my neck. I'm feeling iced
Putting up the tree
It's gon give me a splinter
Lost faith in Santa, he don't produce gifts under the trees
Had some of my friends die, thought i saw blood on the leaves
Father always tryna make ends meet
Idolize him, fuck me if I end up a deadbeat
Situation got better
Write my grandma a letter
I already know I'm a trendsetter
That's it, imma go get her
[Verse 7: Jaidon]
Ayo, my name is Jaidon
Don't mistake it for satan
Never catch me clout chasin'
Livin' in that ghetto haven
My bars are on fire someone pass me a lighter
Surrounded real ones no liars this situation is dyer
No phony's 'round me
Now to tell you somethin' 'bout me
Motherfucker I'm livin' it up, never givin' a fuck
It'll take you years to get where I'm at - so I wish you good luck
[Verse 8: ZerxDepression]
Typing on a Mac, I know for a fact
That Santa put some coal up in the sack
Like Tanjiro, I know that it's packing that heat
Like Mori-Dan I'm kicking shit by only using my feet
Otaku knowledge never lacking
I can't be slacking
Just like Mikey and Draken
I'm always ready for that action
I'm Just like Takemitchy
I know I'm a weakling, I will be bleeding
But you better believe me
When I get up you gon' have to see me
Never giving up, never gave a fuck
Might spend some time with the family
I'm going through things right now and it's really damaging
Chewing that gum gum no mi
Gonna watch some One Piece
Eating all the food like I'm Luffy
I'm like Neko on the K hypnotizing
You think I can't fool you
You can catch me in the back of the classroom assassinating Yu-gi-ho dueling, but this ain't no fun shit
You thought my depression was Zero but that shit be at a hundred
