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Kim Jong Il Lyrics by Team America

Team America World Police: Music From The Motion Picture

2004

I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth
I had a terrific plan
I thought it would work
Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other
You see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen.
Your career is stalling’ and you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin
That’s why I blew your head off
And your children are all bawling'
Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me
But also with Balmacks who are giant bees
The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war
So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for
But you arе worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthlеss, Alec Baldwin
You f**ked up my whole plan
And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen
Your garbage needs some hauling’
And you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin
Now I must return home a failure
I’m afraid the pit of cry rock is calling
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About “Kim Jong Il” by Team America

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"Kim Jong Il" appears on "Team America World Police: Music From The Motion Picture" in 2004.

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