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Mazel Tov Lyrics by Teego

2022

[Hook]
Ay, fuck I can't remember shit from last night
I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life
I swore last time was gonna be my last time
And even mama said I gotta get my act right
'Cuz, I cannot remember shit from last night
I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life
I swore last time was gonna be my last time
And even mama said I gotta get my act right
'Cuz, I cannot remember shit from..
[Verses]
The night before, woke up on the floor (yuh)
Next to a chick who's next to a couple more (a couple more)
She want a kiss, (nah) 'cuz it's a chore ('cuz it's a chore)
Go take a piss and thеn I kick you out the door
Okay now shorty want that smoke like it's a Nеwport
So I made her play with my balls like it's a new sport (yes I did)
Tell me that she need it all, she want a new Porsche
So I took her to the mall just to hit the food court (ay, ay)
Need your face down with that ass up
Tell that bitch she better back up
Might just kick you out right after
Then ghost you like I am Casper
Don't run your mouth, I am faster
You prayin' that's all just chatter
Fuck it! I'll share the love, my pockets can't stop getting fatter
[Pre-Hook]
So just buy it all, say fuck the cost
Tell them that I'm on my paper chase, I'm Michael Scott
I don't think I'll ever take a break, or take a loss
So I think it's time we celebrate, like Mazel Tov!
[Hook]
..I can't remember shit from last night
I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life
I swore last time was gonna be my last time
And even mama said I gotta get my act right
'Cuz, I cannot remember shit from last night
I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life
I swore last time was gonna be my last time
And even mama said I gotta get my act right
'Cuz, I cannot remember shit from..
[Verses]
Burp
My bad, hiccup
I think that was just the liquor
I drank that whole six pack I stole and now I cannot stand up
Hey mister, I wish ya, would see the bigger picture
And understand that your bitch' mine the second that I kissed her
'Cuz my life is like a movie
Matter fact, it's Blu-ray
You livin' that bootleg
It's faker than a toupee
Your boo thang, throw it back like bouquet
Had your shot like Oubre
Do not care what you say, what you say
Check the time, It's time to go
Sneak out so nobody know
Drink and drive myself on home
No chauffeur, no chaperone
Miss my turn, I'm off the road
Crash and burn, is all I know
When you earn, all that you own
It's easy to just..
[Pre-Hook]
Buy it all, say fuck the cost
Tell them that I'm on my paper chase, I'm Michael Scott
I don't think I'll ever take a break, or take a loss
So I think it's time we celebrate, like Mazel Tov!
[Hook]
..I can't remember shit from last night
I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life
I swore last time was gonna be my last time
And even mama said I gotta get my act right
'Cuz, I cannot remember shit from last night
I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life
I swore last time was gonna be my last time
And even mama said I gotta get my act right
'Cuz, I cannot remember shit from-
Credits
Teego

Teego

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