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GNOME FOR CHRISTMAS Lyrics by Teenage Disaster

Thorne - Compilation

2024

[Intro: Teenage Disaster, BLCKK, Gnome]
(Gnome laugh)
I'm fucking tired of gnomes in my fucking house
I'm a gnome!
Why are you here?
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh
I'm a gnome!
[Verse 1: Teenage Disaster, Gnome]
Don't want gnomes in my house
Quiet as a mouse
Don't want gnomes in my house
They quiet as a mouse
Don't want gnomes in my house
Quiet as a mouse
Don't want gnomes in my house (Hahahahahaha!)
[Interlude: Teenage Disaster, Gnome]
I'm super scared of scary, skinny, fucking scary, skinny
All those super scary, skinny, super, super scary gnomes (Hahahahahaha!)
Oh my God, oh my God, I don't want those fucking gnomes in my house, oh my God
Like, damn, they're really scary (Gnomes)
They're fucking scary
I saw the gnome the other day, don't wanna see him again
What the fuck is he doing here? (Gnome)
Listen, I don't want no fucking gnomes in my house, that's a fact
I don't want no fucking gnomes in my house, that's a fact
(Gnome!)
[Verse 2: BLCKK]
Gnome
Hahaha, like, like, like, I can see my voice- Alright I'm just gonna do an a cappella
Um
I’m not a gnome to take a gnome
Every gnome, come take my gnome
We’ll walk this gnome together through the gnome
Whatever gnome, we’ll hold a gnome
Just letting you know that you’re not a gnome
Holler if you feel like you’ve been down the same gnome
That goes up, you can try to read my gnome off of this paper before I gnome ‘em
But you won’t take the gnome out these words before I gnome ‘em
‘Cause ain’t no way I’m letting you stop me from crossing gnome
When I say I’m a gnome or something, I gnome it
I don’t give a gnome what you think
I’m doing this for gnome, so no one in the world feeding gnomes
It’s gnomed up, and things are stopping me
I will beat you without gnome belt to be
Without a gnome un-gnome-adly
And all those that gnome down on me
I’m tearing down your gnome-inee
No if, ands, and gnomes, don’t try to gnome on why I gnome he can be
From gnome that to the last gnome album, he still gnomin’
Whether he’s a gnome paid gnome-inee
Until he gnomes out and he gnomes his bows down to him
Which ever gnome’s first, for better or for gnome
He’s married to the gnome, like gnome you for Christmas
His gift is a gnome, forget the gnome
He’s packed the earth to pull his gnome from the dirt, and gnome the whole universe
[Verse 3: BLCKK]
I’m not a gnome to take a gnome
Every gnome, come take my gnome, come take my-
We’ll walk this gnome together through the gnome
Whatever gnome, cold or gnome
Just letting you know that you’re not a gnome
Holler if you feel like you’ve been down the same gnome
Okay, we’re playing with the gnomes and shit
Cut the gnome, I shouldn’t have to rhyme this gnomes and the gnome to know that it’s a gnome
You said you were a gnome, you lied through your gnome for that
Gnome your feelings - Instead of getting crowned, you getting gnomed into the fans
I’ll never let you gnome again
I’m gnome, I promise I’ll never go gnome on that gnome
In fact, let’s be gnome, that last gnome CD was gnome
Perhaps I ran them gnomes into the ground
Relax, I ain’t going back to that gnome
All I have to say- All I’m trying to say is getting gnome
Click clack gnome, ‘cause I’ve played a gnome
There’s a game called “Gnome” and I don’t know how
I’m way too up to gnome down
But I think I was still trying to gnome this gnome out
I thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn’t
This fucking gnome clout still follows me around
It’s time to gnome these demons
These motherfuckers are doing gnomin' jacks now
[Outro: BLCKK]
I’m not a gnome, I’m not a gnome to take a gnome, take a gnome
Every gnome, every gnome, come take my gnome
We’ll walk this gnome together through the gnome
Whatever weather, cold or gnome
Just letting you know that you’re not a gnome
Holler if you feel like you’ve been down the same gnome
There’s like, 3 more verses but I really don’t- I prefer not to- I don’t- I don’t- Gnome clout

About “GNOME FOR CHRISTMAS” by Teenage Disaster

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