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​https://alltheprettyboys.com Lyrics by Telemedicine

%fakemedicine

2024

[Verse 1]
You say you need something to play with
With your hand between my thighs
Tell me if you were gonna
That you could be the one inside
So you inch a little closer
Say your girlfriend, she wouldn't mind
You think that I'd be flattered
Embarrassing 'cause you're right

[Chorus]
In the PM, all the pretty boys
They have a couple drinks, all the pretty boys
So now, they wanna kiss all the pretty boys
They got to have a taste of a pretty boy
In the AM, all the pretty boys
Act like it never happened in another choice
Yeah, it's a blessing and it's a ploy
So keep on pretending, pretty boy

[Post-Chorus]
All the pretty boys

[Verse 2]
This conversation's sarcastic
I can predict this shit, line by line
I like your straitjacket
Does it feel like it's a little tight?
Yeah, your girlfriend's cute
Oh, shit, yeah, she can come too
You'll be hers in the morning anyway

[Chorus]
In the PM, all the pretty boys
They have a couple drinks, all the pretty boys
So now, they wanna kiss all the pretty boys
They got to have a taste of a pretty boy
In the AM, all the pretty boys
Act like it never happened in another choice
Yeah, it's a blessing and it's a ploy
So keep on pretending, pretty boy

[Post-Chorus]
All the pretty boys
All the pretty boys

[Bridge]
It's a blessing and it's a ploy
So keep on pretending, pretty boy
All the pretty boys

[Outro]
On pretending, pretty boy
Keep on pretending, pretty boy
Keep on pretending, pretty, pretty
Keep on pretending, pretty boy
All the pretty boys
Pretending, pretty boy
Like, like it never happened in another choice
Keep, keep on pretending, pretty boy
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Telemedicine

Telemedicine

About “​https://alltheprettyboys.com” by Telemedicine

Read the complete lyrics to "​https://alltheprettyboys.com" by Telemedicine from the album "%fakemedicine" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

"​https://alltheprettyboys.com" is performed by Telemedicine. from the album "%fakemedicine" in 2024 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "​https://alltheprettyboys.com", explore more songs by Telemedicine using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"​https://alltheprettyboys.com" appears on "%fakemedicine" in 2024.

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