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%fakehappy Lyrics by Telemedicine

%fakemedicine

2024

[Intro]
(Critical hit!)
(Critical hit!)
(Critical hit!)
I don't know about y'all but I think it's a critical hit?
[Chorus]
Please, please, please just please me
I, I, I don't like being fake fucking happy
Please, please, please just please me
I, I, I don't like promises, they're fucking empty
[Verse 1]
Don't like being existential at fifteen
(Y'all aren't even dating though)
This is so sad, I should be at the club scene
(Ibiza, oh fuck)
Hope that people don't think I look mean
(Posture is atrocious, but you know what isn't)
I've been happier in my worst dreams
(Those nightmares made me scream)
(Wait, that was real, shit)
[Chorus]
Please, please, please just please me
I, I, I don't like being fake fucking happy
Please, please, please just please me
I, I, I don't like promises, they're fucking empty
[Verse 2]
And I'm bored, so bored all the time
Need somebody else to get him off my mind
I'm ashamed to admit it's half past nine
Wishing I could only call for a sign of the times
That's not the only thing I wish I could call but I'm fine
If it was the end of the world, would you hit my line?
If the apocalypse would bring us closer, shit, I'm ready
I can protect us from whatever the world throws at me
(C'mon, baby, I can take it)
(Pause)
[Chorus]
Please, please, please just please me
I, I, I don't like being fake fucking happy
Please, please, please just please me
I, I, I don't like promises, they're fucking empty
[Outro]
Now let me ask this one more time
Can you please just please me?
Can you please just? (Please just)
I don't like being fake fucking happy
I don't like fake fucking (Fake fucking)
Credits
Telemedicine

Telemedicine

About “%fakehappy” by Telemedicine

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