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%fakemoney Lyrics by Telemedicine

%fakemedicine

2024

[Intro]
Welcome to the, to the scammer anthem
[Chorus]
You can keep yo' fake money (Fake money), fake money
I don't need yo' sympathy (Sympathy), sympathy
Hope I see yo' ass gettin' away from me (Away from me), away from me
'Cause you don't want the heat (The heat), the heat
[Verse 1]
This ain't Monopoly, mr. moneybags
How you robbin' the bank but forget your money bags?
Fuck a secret of us (Us, us), I want the secret of trust
The only clarity I ever got was when I watched you bust
[Pre-Chorus]
Fake love, fake money
Fake friends and fake happy
It takes guts but it's funny
When I'm done, I'm running
[Chorus]
You can keep yo' fake money (Fake money), fake money
I don't need yo' sympathy (Sympathy), sympathy
Hope I see yo' ass gettin' away from me (Away from me), away from me
'Cause you don't want the heat (The heat), the heat
[Verse 2]
I'm all for progress, let's keep progressin'
I keep it a thousand, no salad dressin'
Fuck a secret of love, I want the secret above
Bet if I up and leave, you'll want me to buzz
[Pre-Chorus]
Fake love, fake money
Fake friends and fake happy
It takes guts but it's funny
When I'm done, I'm running
[Chorus]
You can keep yo' fake money (Fake money), fake money
I don't need yo' sympathy (Sympathy), sympathy
Hope I see yo' ass gettin' away from me (Away from me), away from me
'Cause you don't want the heat (The heat), the heat
[Interlude]
(Insert cash or select payment type)
(Use the PIN pad to complete transaction)
(Thank you for shopping at—)
[Outro]
(Insert cash or select payment type)
Critical hit, unfortunately we don't take fake shit
(Use the PIN pad to complete transaction)
However, we do take cash or credit
(Thank you for shopping at—)
Pull out yo' debit or forget it
(Thank you for shopping at Walmart)
Credits
Telemedicine

Telemedicine

About “%fakemoney” by Telemedicine

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