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Bill, Why Did You Splooge? [Live] Lyrics by Tenacious D

Deep Cuts (A Fan Album)

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[Verse]
I said Bill, why did you splooge?
Up on our dress
And make a new party dress
I said Bill, why did you splooge?
Ya made such a mess
On our [?] new party dress
I said Bill, why did you splooge?
Now ya had to confess
Why did ya splooge on our party dress?
I said Bill, why did you splooge?
Bill, why did you splooge?
Jack scatting meanwhile
[Spoken: Jack Black / KG]
Hey, (Shit) fuckin'- Makes noises to a tune
Aw, shit! Laughs
This was unannounced... Laughs
We had- Takes a breath
Oh!
Oh, shit! Continues laughing
Bill... We didn't mean-
That's weird timing, listen:
We don't kn- We hate republicians
[Bill]
JB... KG
I'm gonna forget I heard that song
[JB]
Oh, please...
[Bill]
JB, KG
[JB]
Oh, [?]
[Bill]
It's such a pleasure to be hеre tonight
Ladies and Gentlеmen, can we give it up for Tenacious D?
[JB]
Ah...
Crowd clapping
No, no
[Bill]
Thank you very much
[JB]
What are you doing here?
[Bill]
Well...
[JB]
Loudly laughing
What are you doing here?
[JB]
Yeah, yeah!
[Bill]
I'm such a huge fan of Tenacious D
Why am I here this evening, you might ask...
Well, Sunday, 4th October... Kicks off the 1998 (?) routes
Town hall, to Town Hall
Supreme, Grass routes
Power to promoting to Family Values
And I thought, "I should start here tonight"
I thought I'd drop by, just dropped off [?] route
Honor
A-
And I had someone with me, who is a extra huge fan of Tenacious D
[JB]
Who is that?
[Bill]
My daughter Monic- uh- Chelsea
[JB]
Monica Chelsea?
[Bill]
No, no, it's Chelsea
She is a big huge fa- she has one song of yours that she is such a fan of, do you know what that song it is, JB and KG?
[JB]
What?
[Bill]
W-Take a guess
[JB]
Kielbasa Sausage?, That's a brand new one-
[Bill / JB]
No, no, no, no, no. . . That's my favourite song
(Oh)
JB
(Yeah?)
KG
If you could sing. . . For me
For Chelsea...
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