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Five Star Prison Lyrics by Terror 2000

Terror for Sale

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Five years in prison, I don't ever wanna leave this place
Wireless Internet and colour TV, I'm so amazed
I robbed a bank and shot a guy who talked to much
But then again, I forgot to check my watch

They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
I didn't have a clue that it would fit so well

A nice and comfy bed, yeah you heard what I said
Slippers made of velvet like a fancy hotel
Bars made of gold and a private strip-show
Prisons made in Sweden let the champagne flow

They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
And when I woke up up in the night there's Asian mistress
They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
I didn't have a clue that it would fit so well

Cocaine and a bottle of jjjjack, huh
In the name of the Lord, you gotta love it
Cocaine and crack and jjjjack, huh
A prison cell provided by the lord

Under surveillance, I do my thing
I tumble and roll, like the Swedish king

They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
I didn't have a clue that it would fit so well
They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
And when I woke up up in the night there's Asian mistress

Cocaine and a bottle of jjjjack, huh
In the name of the Lord, you gotta love it
Cocaine and crack and jjjjack, huh
A prison cell provided by the lord

And now they tell me I gotta leave
I gotta leave my cell and walk the streets
What about the women? What about the wine?
Please just don't take away my glamorous life

I miss my private show, I miss the good champagne
I miss my private cell, 'cause it fit so well
I use to drop the soap, they use to hang it in
I didn't mind at all, I knew that I would win

They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
I didn't have a clue that it would fit so well
They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
And when I woke up up in the night there's Asian mistress

Cocaine and a bottle of jjjjack, huh
In the name of the Lord, you gotta love it
Cocaine and crack and jjjjack, huh
A prison cell provided by the Lord

About “Five Star Prison” by Terror 2000

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"Five Star Prison" appears on "Terror for Sale".

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