[Intro: Tash]
"Yes yes y'all, and you don't stop" (12x)
Hello
Let me tell ya about Tha Liks
See it, say it
Ah, yo
[Verse 1: Tash]
I walked into a store I stepped straight to the freezer
I grabbed some forty ounces and a few Bacardi Breezers
I threw em on the counter then I went to find some chips
I'm thinkin' bout this bitch I'm bout to visit with the hips
I asked the counter person for the biggest box of Trojans
'Cause when I be on the pussy I cause nuclear explosions
He put them in my bag, totalled up my sums
He said, "That comes to thirteen dollars," but I didn't have no ones
I gave him twenty, in walked some shorties
Eyes beemin' red headed straight for the forties
Five foot three wannabe 2Pacs
They asked the man behind the counter for the Newport boxes
They stole some cans cause the man couldn't see em
Cause he busy tryin' to tell em next time he'll ID em
One was starin' at me, then suddenly it hit him
That's that nigga from Tha Liks let's crack the forties with him
They gave me daps they said I freak my raps
They said they homey got some flows and twist off the beer caps
Halfway finished, I asked em what their ages
Cause they lookin' like, they barely out the puberty stages
Fifteen, sixteen, one was too embarrassed
He said they started drinkin' fuckin' around and went to Terrace
It wasn't long before the forties was gone
So as I turned around I told my young niggas to stay strong
Because no matter how you scan it you're the future of the planet
You don't wanna be a rapper cause it's drainin' entertainin'
Too much strainin' on your brain, I told em they don't need it
They hit me with a card and said, "Call us if you wanna gt
Weeded," yeah sixteen years old
Hangin' out drinkin' forties in the East Columbus cold
As they jumped onto they bikes in the knee-high snow
They all turned around and said, "You ain't shit Rico!"
[Chorus: J-Ro, Tash]
And I send this out once, for my niggas smokin' blunts
Twice, for my niggas rollin' dice
Three times, for my niggas bustin' rhymes
So they don't do crimes to make it through the hard times
And we send it out once, for my niggas smokin' blunts
Twice, for my niggas rollin' dice
When Tha Liks is in the house we let you know like yo!
If you hit me with a 40, black, I hit you with a flow
[Verse 2: J-Ro]
It was a Friday night, house party goin' on
At my homies house, from dusk til dawn
Blunts in the air plus kegs of brew
Some half naked-bitches gettin' pushed in the pool
[In the corner was the DJ, gettin' nice
Feelin' that shit, off the Alizé and ice]
I only had one mic, now imagine
A gang of drunk MC's who wanna start rappin'
One grabbed the mic and held on too long
Baby I'm on the mic, and I'm on the mic *crowd boos*
When I'm on the mic (Pass the mic, goddamn nigga)
Doin' what I like, and when I'm on the mic
Push came to shove, *bang* now he's gone
That's what happens when the liquor does your thinkin'
So keep this in mind when you're out there drinkin'
[Chorus: J-Ro, Tash]
And I send this out once, for my niggas smokin' blunts
Twice, for my niggas rollin' dice
When Tha Liks is in the house, we let you know, like yo
If you hit me with a 40, black, I hit you with a flow
And I send it out once, to my niggas smokin' blunts
Twice, for my niggas rollin' dice
Three times, for my niggas bustin' rhymes
So they don't do crimes to make it through the hard times
[Outro: J-Ro, Tash]
And I'm out, time to get busy
As we flow up out this piece
I ain't even mad, I ain't even mad
I ain't even mad at y'all
It's Tha Alkaholiks
Yo yo, mic check one two one two
Transmittin' live through the headphones, you know how we do it
Low budget style
For all MC's in the house I know how you feel
I know you feelin' the vibe right about now
Crackin' the forty, sittin' in the car, or at the club
Bobbin your head to this album
But yo, we gonna give you, we gonna give you a second to catch wreck
Go ahead, get your freestyle on
And you don't have to be 21
Rock that shit
