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A Salesman’s Guide to Non-Existence Lyrics by Thank You Scientist

Maps of Non-Existent Places

2012

[Verse 1]
Leave without a trace
I don’t know when I’ll be back again
Time to go
I’m not playing
The fiction is a love
That’s built to outlast everything
Time to go, woah
[Bridge 1]
No carving my name in your cherry tree
So go on, get your “good time” in
[Chorus]
Darling, I didn’t come all this way
Just to sell you something
Nothing grows here in the cold
What you see is just a dream and don’t
Whatever you do to me, just hold on
Whatever you, you do to me!
[Verse 2]
Feeling your heart tempting me
The fear of letting go of it
Occupies some space
So tired of being alone
So tired of this place
[Bridge 2]
No carving my name in your cherry tree
So much for your good timing
[Chorus]
Darling, I didn’t come all this way
Just to sell you something
Nothing grows here in the cold
What you see is just a dream and don’t
Whatever you do to me, just hold on
Whatever you, you do to me!
[Bridge 3]
Only thing about your love that’s wrong is timing
Everything about your love is wrong timing
Choke on the memory now!
Choke on the memory now!
Now!
[Chorus]
Darling I didn’t come all this way just to give in
Nothing grows here in the cold
What you see is just a dream and don’t
Whatever you do to me, just hold on
Whatever you, you do to me!
No!
No!
No!
Yeah!
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Thank You Scientist

Thank You Scientist

About “A Salesman’s Guide to Non-Existence” by Thank You Scientist

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