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Auxiliary Floor Toms Lyrics by The Appreciation Post

Slip Away

2014

[Verse 1]
Everyone's growing up
I'm just growing old and tired and scruff
My hair is getting thin
My belly's getting fat
I suck in
And yeah, I still play guitar
Even though it's clear now banjos are the craze with all the kids
Plucking mandolins is hot
Fuck auxiliary floor toms
[Chorus]
I'm so irrelevant
Still banging my head
I may be obsolete, but at least I am still me
[Verse 2]
I'll never be mature
Same haircut I've had since '94
When I tried to grow it long
Dad marched me down to the salon
May have screwed me up, but was he wrong?
[Chorus]
I'm so irrelevant
Still banging my head
I may be obsolete, but at least I am still me
[Bridge]
Finger on the pulse of nothing that is awesome
Can't pretend I lost touch
When I never even made contact
I still like distortion and songs with a chorus
At least I'm consistent
But does that count for anything?
No
[Chorus]
I'm so irrelevant
Still banging my head
I may be obsolete, but at least I am still me
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The Appreciation Post

The Appreciation Post

About “Auxiliary Floor Toms” by The Appreciation Post

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"Auxiliary Floor Toms" appears on "Slip Away" in 2014.

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