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I Wish We All Could Leave California Lyrics by The Babylon Bee, Kyle Mann (Babylon Bee)

2022

[Verse 1]
Well, SF's packed with feces
You gotta watch your step up there
And in Los Angeles with all their homeless camps
The tents and drugs are everywhere
In Napa, Newsom drops some fifteen thousand bucks on wine
But in the rest of the state with all the mask mandates
They keep us all locked up real tight
[Chorus]
I wish we all could leave California now
(Wish we all could leave California)
I wish we all could leave California now
[Verse 2]
Well, Texas has morе freedom
And pistol grips out there aren't bannеd
I'd dig a Florida place with no mask on my face
And no income tax sounds grand
I've been all around this commie state
And my time here's about spent (Spent by the government)
Yeah, but I couldn't spot even one U-Haul lot
That had a single truck left to rent
(Gavin Newsom, U-Haul Salesman of The Year)
[Chorus]
I wish we all could leave California now
(Wish we all could leave California)
I wish we all could leave California now
Credits
The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee

Kyle Mann (Babylon Bee)

Kyle Mann (Babylon Bee)

About “I Wish We All Could Leave California” by The Babylon Bee

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