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DOG CHEF Lyrics by The Bad Boyzz Crew

LOLICORE

2018

[Verse 1: ONEINCHWONDER]
Ching chong chopstick
Sum ting wong, yeah my dick
But I still get all the pussy
My cats are real fluffy
Money, ho, I see
Even though I cannot see
And I don't hear in Engrish
So call me, Heren Kerrer
Yo dog, I kirr her
Yo cat, I kirr her
You stay out of luck in
Posters always saying missing but
Welcome, to my, kitchen
[Interlude: Mad Gonad]
Dog chef, dog chef, Wyclef, name Jeff
At the dog fest, my cooking's the best
Hotels you bookin' be lookin' for guests
From Beijing to Brooklyn, I'm Asian and crooked
Amazing to see all the dogs I've been putting down
[Verse 2: Mad Gonad]
Cooking the dog, chopping the meat
Lookin' at y'all, jaws be droppin', I see
I'm the dog chef, you better know me
You're probably deaf if you cannot agree
My name's Mad Gonad you probably know
Rollin' in the dough, hoes flockin' to the show
The profits never slow, foes knockin' at the door
Nobody ever knows the formula I'm cookin', though
Flavours legendary so you end up taking notes
Caters culinary, there's no time for making jokes
So I pull up on the road, I've got what you need
I make crowds plead and I make dogs bleed
Serving these dishes with precision and speed
Up in the kitchen the decisions are key
Equations like it's math, these riches are all I need
Unintelligible Asian written shit that you can't read
Credits
The Bad Boyzz Crew

The Bad Boyzz Crew

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"DOG CHEF" appears on "LOLICORE" in 2018.

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