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Apple Pie Lyrics by The Bastard Fairies

Memento Mori

2007

I'm the life of the party, I'm always smiling
On the surface I'm as happy as can be
And I don't watch the news and I don't read the papers
And I don't like chicken soup for the soul
[Chorus]
Do you wanna share my apple pie?
I don't understand why people cry
Can't we just all get along?
Everybody, come on
When things get heavy I'll change the subject
And I'll talk about ice cream and teddy bears
Everytime you tell me about your problems
I get rigid and scared and I shut off
[Chorus]
Do you wanna share my apple pie?
I don't understand why people cry
Can't we just all get along?
Everybody, come on
I've never been sad
'Cause of lack of emotion I'm very, very glad
I've never been real
'Cause my armour means I never have to feel
[Chorus]
Do you wanna share my apple pie?
I don't understand why people cry
Can't we just all get along?
Everybody, come on
I don't dig confrontation, I keep my mouth shut
But I lie to save my own ass
People talk of politics and people talk of war
And I don't know why they're so upset
Uh-uh
[Chorus]
Do you wanna share my apple pie?
I don't understand why people cry
Can't we just all get along?
Everybody, come on
Everybody, come on
Everybody, come on
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The Bastard Fairies

The Bastard Fairies

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"Apple Pie" appears on "Memento Mori" in 2007.

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