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Baby’s Got A Beard Lyrics by The Beards

Beards, Beards, Beards

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You can keep your women
With the big beautiful titties
I don't need nice legs
'cause I'm not that picky
A gorgeous smile
Is something I can take or leave
I don't even want personality
There's only one thing that I need, yeah
My baby's got a beard
My baby's got a big bushy beard
My baby's got a beard
She don't shave
And I wouldn't want it any other way
She'd got a nice arse
And her parents are loaded
She'd a demon in the sack
But I barely even notice
She always cooks me dinner
But she needn't go to the trouble
Because the only reason that I stick around
Is 'cause she's got so much stubble, yeah
My baby's got a beard
My baby's got a big bushy beard
My baby's got a beard
She don't shave
And I wouldn't want it any other way
My baby's got a beard
All my friends think that its festy
My baby's got a beard
It's a bit like Jason Gillespie's
I met him once at the supermarket
I got his autograph
But my favourite Australian fast-bowler
Would have to be Glenn McGrath
And my baby's got a beard
My baby's got a big bushy beard
My baby's got a beard
Oh, she don't shave
And I wouldn't want it any other way
You can keep your women
With the big beautiful titties
I don't need nice legs
'Cause I'm not that picky
My baby's got a beard
And that's all that I need
And if she ever shaves it off
I'll definitely leave, yeah
Beards
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About “Baby’s Got A Beard” by The Beards

Read the complete lyrics to "Baby’s Got A Beard" by The Beards from the album "Beards, Beards, Beards". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

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"Baby’s Got A Beard" appears on "Beards, Beards, Beards".

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