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Tram Inspector Lyrics by The Bedroom Philosopher

Songs From the 86 Tram

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Uh, Uh, Uh
Uh, Uh, Uh
I'm the tram inspector
Uh, Uh, Uh
Uh, Uh, Uh
I'm the tram inspector
Baby I'm the tram inspector
My heart is a lie detector
Buy a ticket and I will respect ya'
Fare evade, I will eject ya'
Uh, Uh
I'm a tram inspector
Come on baby dont make it hard
Show me you concession card
No use thinkin', no excuses
I'm the boy the girl seduces
Have you been a naughty girl?
Have you been a naughty girl?
Have you been a naughty girl?
Have you been a Naughty, Naughty, Naughty girl
Working hard for Yarra Trams
I'll write a ticket for your pram
Dont care if you start to cry
Emotions ain't no alibi
Uh, Uh
I'm the tram inspector
I think my mouth is salivating
Girl, you just ain't validating
I'm reaching for my ticket book
I've never caught myself such a sexy crook
Have you been a naughty girl?
Have you been a naughty girl?
Have you been a naughty girl?
Have you been a naughty girl?
Baby what's your number
Baby what's your number
Gonna have to ring your brother
Gonna have to ring your mother
Dont know what I do, what I do, what I do, I do
Maybe it's cos my baby left me on a tram
Now every time I climb on board
I want every girl to hurt like I hurt
So hurt being
I'm so hurt being
Gonna have to write you a ticket girl
That's right G, I got my pen out now
It would be a shame to waste my ink
I'm a tram inspector
Aw come on G dont get angry
This is for your own good
I gotta teach you a lesson girl
Gotta come down hard on you
You know you're in the wrong girl
Uh, Uh, Uh
Uh, Uh, Uh
I'm the tram inspector
Uh, Uh, Uh
Uh, Uh, Uh
I'm the tram inspector
Oh yeah fade it down right about now

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"Tram Inspector" appears on "Songs From the 86 Tram".

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