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We Are Eternal - Part 2

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Would you- this is from Mike and Mahar, would you please call Eddie Jr. and tell him we heard that he finally got engaged, and it's about time
We will be there for the wedding, when will it be?
Do I have just a second to make a call?
Alright
Yeah, they put a number here, phone number
It's an awful long phone number, where is- what neighbor is this?
(Detroit) Detroit, oh
They did it to me again
Getting very sneaky out therе in the audience
With thеse new things without prefixes, it's hard to tell
Hello?
Hello, is uh- Eddie Jr. there please?
No he isn’t, who is this?
This is Eddie Sr.?
Yes
Uh, listen uh- I understand that Ed got uh- engaged, huh?
Oh yeah
I'm an old friend of his
Oh?
We used to play pool together
Oh? Down the basement, you mean, or-
What say?
Say down the basement or at a… out of…
[?]
Yes, down in the basement
Uh, we used to play in all the basements as a matter of fact
Oh, okay
And, you still have the old table?
Oh yeah
Good!
Who is this?
Hello?
We’re- we’re calling from- it’s kind of a noisy party here and the people are playing a- playing a game
Yes, I was wondering who this was, so I could tell them
Uh, this is Art Linkletter
Oh, Art Linkletter?
Yes
Uh huh
We’re calling from People Are Crummy
Uh huh
And uh, we just heard about Eddie Jr.- uh, when is the wedding going to be?
November 10th
November 10th?
Yeah
Good, does the young lady know about it yet?
[?]
She [?] knows about it, good
Well listen, Mike and Mahar are here
Yeah
You know them?
Oh yeah
I see, well they’re under arrest at the moment, so they’ll probably be, uh, sending you a wire to tell you that this was all on the up-and-up
Uh huh
And when Eddie gets home, you tell him we all said hello
Okay, and who is this again?
No, I’m just kidding, this is Steve Allen
Yes, I understand
Hello?
Hello?
Hello
Yeah
And uh, well that’s about it, uh
No-
Credits
The Caremaker

The Caremaker

About “Talk show host” by The Caremaker

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