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Lover’s Spat Lyrics by The Cast of Schmigadoon!

Schmigadoon! (Apple TV+ Original Series Soundtrack)

2021

[JOSH, spoken]
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no
Please, no song, I'll do anything
[MELISSA, spoken]
Yeah, guys, we're actually in the middle of some—
[MAN #1]
You can't plow a field without hittin' some stones
[WOMAN #1]
Every steak's bound to have some fat
[WOMAN #2, ENSEMBLE]
You can't eat a fish without gettin' some bones
And you can't have love without having a lover's spat
[JOSH, spoken]
Would you leave us alone for just a minute?
[MELISSA, spoken]
Seriously, please
[WOMEN]
First she says somethin' bound to get his gander
[MEN]
Then he says somethin' mean to get her back
[WOMEN]
Then she complains that he don't undеrstand her
[MEN]
And then he givеs her a smack
[MELISSA, spoken]
Oh, oh no, that's not okay
Unless it's consensual
[MEN]
It's just a
Love-love-lover's spat
[WOMEN]
Just 'cause you're feudin'
[ENSEMBLE]
Don't mean that you're concludin'
[MEN]
It's as plain, plain, plain as that
[ENSEMBLE]
It's only a lover's spat
[WOMEN]
First he says
[JOSH, spoken]
Yeah, I-I'm not doing this
[MEN]
Then she says
[MELISSA, spoken]
Oh, what a surprise, you don't want to talk about it
[WOMEN]
Then he says
[JOSH, spoken]
Um, what is that supposed to mean?
[MEN]
Then she says
[MELISSA, spoken]
It's not supposed to mean anything; I said what I meant
[WOMEN]
Then he says
[JOSH, spoken]
I can't do this with all these people around
[MEN]
Then she says
[MELISSA, spoken]
Oh, you can't do this period
[ENSEMBLE]
Every gal and feller
Are bound to have a yeller
[JOSH, spoken]
We have to get out of here
[MELISSA, spoken]
Yeah, yeah
[MILDRED]
Eve and Adam frolicked in the garden
Living there was such a sweet delight
'Til Adam, he said, "Madam, beg your pardon
But my apple's missing a bite"
[MEN]
They (They) had (Had) a (A)
[ENSEMBLE]
Love-love-lover's spat
[WOMEN]
Just 'cause you're wranglin'
[ENSEMBLE]
Don't mean that you're untanglin'
[MEN]
It's as plain, plain, plain as that
[ENSEMBLE]
It's only a lover's spat
[MEN]
First she says
[MELISSA, spoken]
So what's the plan, Josh, look for someone new?
[WOMEN]
Then he says
[JOSH, spoken]
I'm not having a discussion that's part of a musical number
[MEN]
Then she says
[MELISSA, spoken]
Why won't you just answer the question?
[WOMEN]
Then he says
[JOSH, spoken]
Fine, yes, if it's a way to get out of here
[MEN]
Then she says
[MELISSA, spoken]
I knew it, I knew it
[WOMEN]
Then he says
[JOSH, spoken]
Agh!
[ENSEMBLE]
It's just a
Love-love-lover's (It's just a lover's, lover's) spat
Just 'cause you bicker
Don't mean that you'll end quicker
It's as plain, plain, plain (It's as plain, as plain) as that
It's only a lover's spat
When he puts her on the spot
And she spits out of spite
They're a kettle and a pot
Both convinced they're right
And they think it's all for nought
Then they kiss goodnight
[MELISSA, spoken]
It's over
[JOSH, spoken]
Mel
[MELISSA, spoken]
No, I mean it, we're officially broken up now
You're free to find true love with whoever you want
'Cause this is it, the end
And, and you suck, and I hate you, and I hope you die
[JOSH, spoken]
Mel
[MELISSA, spoken]
Stop saying Mel, you sound like a freakin' idiot
[ENSEMBLE]
That's how you end a lover's
How you end a lover's spat
Credits
The Cast of Schmigadoon!

The Cast of Schmigadoon!

About “Lover’s Spat” by The Cast of Schmigadoon!

Read the complete lyrics to "Lover’s Spat" by The Cast of Schmigadoon! from the album "Schmigadoon! (Apple TV+ Original Series Soundtrack)" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Musicals, Soundtrack, TV.

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